Kansas88 Posted November 18, 2011 Member ID: 2904 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 81 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 157 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 159 Achievement Points: 1944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2018 Birthday: 07/31/1969 Share Posted November 18, 2011 In the back woods of West Virginia, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am doing.' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there' said the doctor, 'don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming.' Sure enough, within minutes, he had delivered a baby girl. ¡Hold that lantern up, don't set it down, there's another one!' said the doctor. A few minutes later he had delivered another baby girl. 'No, no, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern! It seems there's yet another one coming!' cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, 'Ya reckon the light's attractin' em?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Kilo~esp Posted November 18, 2011 Member ID: 2719 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 13 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 62 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 361 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/05/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14, 2013 Birthday: 06/16/1974 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGTDANKO Posted November 18, 2011 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Share Posted November 18, 2011 roflmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RD Posted November 19, 2011 Member ID: 2520 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 627 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 3748 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1953 Share Posted November 19, 2011 ROFL.........Know some folks over in Alabama that actually would believe that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter1948 Posted November 19, 2011 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted November 19, 2011 Now that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
noob Posted November 19, 2011 Member ID: 1144 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 255 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 101 Achievement Points: 1953 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/16/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 04:18 PM Birthday: 08/30/1993 Device: Windows Share Posted November 19, 2011 wow... i like your guys jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted November 19, 2011 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 107 Topic Count: 1048 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 8813 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 3300 Achievement Points: 62183 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 19, 2011 Yep sur is. Betta put it out. LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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