2cuteSue Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Killroy walked in with money in one hand and dick in the other hollaring " Mals done it again..". The Gnome king (cbags) quickly runs over and grabs Killroys dick and starts too...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ph4nt0m Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 1 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 39 Topic Count: 162 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1909 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 121 Achievement Points: 11489 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 4, 2020 Birthday: 06/28/1975 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Examine it for warts, "have you been around Phantom ?" he asks, to which killroy replies, "I have no idea, last night was a hell of a night and these thongs are really chaffing my ass now, i need to go change and get my big girls pants back on", Just as Killroy leaves to get his big girl pants on, The Gnome Kings phone starts to ring ...... "HELLO !!!" he scream down the phone and is quite suprised to hear Noddy on the line who shouts ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2cuteSue Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted September 11, 2009 You tell Rockape I want my fuking hat back and get Killroy to take a fuking shower.... So the Gnome King goes to get his Rag and finds himself a corner and starts too........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaulGuy Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 Dream of dandilions and strawberry fields with choco.....Wait a minute, I'm the Gnome King, I must call for my legions." With that, Cbags retrieves a conch shell from somewhere in his nether region and begins to blow.....Seconds later...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noears711XI Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted September 11, 2009 As the Gnome king blows on the warts of Phantom and Killroy the Phrog prince appears before them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
kilt Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 75 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 34 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 220 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 12/31/1969 Share Posted September 11, 2009 and turns the warts into wasp stings saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCKAPE Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 4 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 171 Topic Count: 1094 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5158 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 3042 Achievement Points: 43605 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 hours ago Birthday: 08/16/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted September 11, 2009 "Is that the phone ringing"? Rugger rushes in and answers it,its Xray whos heard about the carving of wooden objects and seeing as hes been making wooden clogs for so many years he asks Noddy if the wooden sex aids he has been making out of the off cuts of wood are of any use to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
7Toes Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted September 11, 2009 anyone and noddy says he thinks the splinters are causing problems but no pain no gain i say so let them...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
noddy Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 3 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 22 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 232 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 5 Achievement Points: 1387 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 20, 2020 Birthday: 08/21/1970 Share Posted September 11, 2009 "wish I had a wart that size" and why is rugger still looking at me just in his thong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaulGuy Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 Rugger, looking somewhat surprised takes off the thong, tosses it to Oggie and says, "....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddy Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 3 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 22 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 232 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 5 Achievement Points: 1387 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 20, 2020 Birthday: 08/21/1970 Share Posted September 11, 2009 .............dont you be smoking my wood with that silly grin, budsr than walks in the room with xray and they both say together rugger what are you doing with that.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2cuteSue Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Oogie, quit sucking on that thong its not chocolate or edible!!! Xray and budsr run over to Rugger who is standing there watching Oogie with a wicked grin on his face while rubbing....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noears711XI Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted September 12, 2009 But just then Oogie say's if it's not chocolate then why is the string on the thong Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
7Toes Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted September 12, 2009 oogie still standing there rubbing the heat rash on his balls thinks back about a time when warts were the in thing.he looks back at rugger and says....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LesPaulGuy Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 12, 2009 "YA know, when I was coming up genital warts were kewl, but in this economy they are just more baggage." Oogie then reaches in his shirt pocket and pulls out a..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2cuteSue Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted September 12, 2009 a sleeve of acid all folded up... He hands everyone 2 squares and tells us "go Idiots and kill em all, but stay away from the chocolate its mine!!! "... So Rugger starts to freak out and Rick James comes running in and Slaps Rugger and says " Im Rick James Bitch" .. As were all laughing a naked Killroy comes in being pulled by his balls and Mal says........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noears711XI Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted September 12, 2009 As Rugger, & Rick James was just starting to enjoy the acid Mal stands before them and shows them her Tits and sez behold these wonders for I am the queen of the idiots in a voice sounding like the evil queen from sleeping beauty just then the Phorg Prince, Shadow Lady, Oogie, Xray & Budsr appear ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Tball Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 112 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 104 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1132 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 228 Achievement Points: 6975 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 3, 2015 Birthday: 10/09/1960 Share Posted September 12, 2009 oh look orbes the last time we saw those it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowLady Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 25 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2250 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12871 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted September 12, 2009 when Budsr was at the Nascar races and mooned the crowd. Too bad we didn't get a pick of his naked ass with the XI tattoo on it! Mal was getting impatient with the side chatter so she yanked Killroy's balls and he gave a loud squeek which caught everyone's attention! She made her proclamation to the loyal subjects............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
billyblade Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 34 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 182 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2097 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 1003 Achievement Points: 14880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2018 Birthday: 04/29/1966 Share Posted September 12, 2009 "WITH THESE TINY BALLS IN HAND I HERE BY DECREE THAT FROM THIS DAY FORTH WE SHALL BE UNIFIED UNDER MY IRON FISTED GRIP OF TYRRANY, AND ANY WHO DARE OPPOSE MY AUTHORITY WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS KILLROY! WHO AMONG YOU POSSESSES THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO STAND AND REPRESENT THE RABBLE IN OUR CAUSE???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ROCKAPE Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 4 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 171 Topic Count: 1094 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5158 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 3042 Achievement Points: 43605 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 hours ago Birthday: 08/16/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted September 12, 2009 Everyone stopped in their tracks looked at billyblade and Caper said "What the hell was that"? I was just about to....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BudSr Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 5 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 359 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2475 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 16234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 02/02/1966 Share Posted September 12, 2009 welcome a new member when BudSR came running threw the bar in his wifes clothes waving a pair of socks he just bought from walmart and told caper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollardogg Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 189 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 45 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1388 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 7432 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 3 Birthday: 02/01/1978 Device: Windows Share Posted September 12, 2009 I thought these were condoms!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noears711XI Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Yes they are condoms said Budsr but just not any type these were made for the Gnome King Cbags and his evil henchman Trolloc placed the condom over Gnome Kings head and body the Evil Queen of the Idiots grinned with delight cause .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ShadowLady Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 25 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2250 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12871 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted September 12, 2009 there was finally a gnome worth knowing!!! Killroy, wimpering quietly in the corner as he knew he had been usurped by a ballless gnome began to plan his evil revenge on the gnome-condom buying BudSr who ruined his place in the Evil Queens toybox! He planned to........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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