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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very

sad and depressed.

 

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong. 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr.

Wallace.

 

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

 

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she

replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my

condolences.'

 

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part

hanging out of his pajamas.

 

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall

like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

 

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my

Private Part died.'

 

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your

pajamas?'

 

(You've gotta love this.)

 

 

 

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'



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Hi mate johnny

 

I guess that,s why whe prefer the name "johnny Bondage "" for you :w00t:

 

Greetz from Tangy



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Greets Tangy.



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Smoke out of the wahterrrr


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