GorillaXI Posted December 28, 2012 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Share Posted December 28, 2012 A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home so she puts her lover in the closet not realizing that her son is hiding in there. The little boy says ''It's dark in here'' The man replies ''Yes, it is'' Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together once again. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again genci76 and little_old_man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwrcrzy52 Posted December 28, 2012 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 21 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted December 28, 2012 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted December 28, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14889 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7829 Achievement Points: 91111 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 14 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted December 28, 2012 Hahahaha nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted December 28, 2012 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3344 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2643 Achievement Points: 33825 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted December 28, 2012 Rolf nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BeerGoat Posted December 28, 2012 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1242 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 294 Achievement Points: 8349 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Share Posted December 28, 2012 Great one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted December 28, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 270 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18259 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20320 Achievement Points: 133799 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 272 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted December 28, 2012 lol - good one - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
genci76 Posted December 28, 2012 Member ID: 3646 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 20 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 124 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 37 Achievement Points: 1075 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/15/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18 Device: Windows Share Posted December 28, 2012 LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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