LordOfChaos Posted December 31, 2012 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted December 31, 2012 lol good one pal!!
Labob Posted December 31, 2012 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.47 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted December 31, 2012 We are the US of A northern protetion plan. All who enter will get drunk pass out and then do it again. If they don't drink like the french pansys we can fill them with so great wine which we stole off the french and plug them full of quebec cheeze that will hold them too. The States are safe when we are on gaurd lucky bastards I tel ya LordOfChaos 1 Awards
Giggles Posted December 31, 2012 Member ID: 1217 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 73 Topic Count: 94 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1608 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 1865 Achievement Points: 14709 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 01/21/1978 Device: Android Posted December 31, 2012 You might be from Canada if... info 1. you know that "100 km/h" does NOT mean "100 Kanadian miles an hour." 2. you say "zed" instead of "zee". 3. you know that Mounties don't always dress like that. 4. you know that "Eskimos" are really called "Inuit." 5. the brother of Lt Frank Drebin ("Police Squad") used to be your Defence Minister. 6. your Finance Minister once wore mukluks in Parliament. 7. you watched game shows where nobody won anything ("Reach for the Top", "Front Page Challenge") or had to win five nights in a row to get a toaster oven ("Headline Hunters"). 8. you know that most Canadians DON'T say "eh". 9. your Prime Minister once fought off a burglar by clocking him over the head with an Inuit carving. 10. you are fiercely proud of the NFB, even though you are probably only familiar with "The Log Driver's Waltz". 11. you picked up all the Canadian references in "Austin Powers." 12. 10 degrees is a little chilly, but 32 is a scorcher. 13. your Prime Minister went on a trip to China and threw snowballs at a statue of Mao Tse-Tung. 14. you have two time zones further east than "Eastern". 15. your country once invaded the USA and burned down the White House. (So don't push us.) 16. you wonder why Americans put soda pop in their beer bottles. 17. your country is the second-largest on the planet, yet 90% of your country's population lives within 100 miles of the southern border. 18. you can legally drink liquor while still a teenager. 19. your country boasts such towns as Dildo, St-Louis-du-Ha!-Ha!, and Head-Smashed-In-Buffalo-Jump. 20. your country won the first two truly "World" Series. 21. you know where to go to get the best cigars. Namely, Cuba. 22. your national anthem's OK, but the theme to "Hockey Night in Canada", well, don't that just make your spine tingle! 23. you got upset when they canceled "The Beachcombers." 24. your Post Office gave Santa his own Postal Code ("Santa Claus, North Pole, Northwest Territories, Canada H0H 0H0"). 25. you have a national chain of tire stores that also sells hardware, toys, and decorative plants, and issues "money" that has a better trading value than the national currency. Astronomer and JohnnyDos 2 Awards
Astronomer Posted December 31, 2012 Member ID: 2069 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 214 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2411 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2409 Achievement Points: 18298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 08/08/1966 Posted December 31, 2012 When you spend all of your time arguing with people about American politics, and spend no time even thinking about politics in your own country, you may live in Canada. boo-effing-hoo. Get your ass back in the politics forum if you feel so strongly about whatever splinter is stuck in your ass. LordOfChaos 1 Awards
LordOfChaos Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted January 1, 2013 Lol you may be from Canada when your top politician walks into a crowd and chokes a protester.
kswift420 Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 1071 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 879 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 5414 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 5, 2017 Birthday: 12/29/1974 Posted January 1, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cxg0JfBU2n4#! LordOfChaos 1
Astronomer Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 2069 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 214 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2411 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2409 Achievement Points: 18298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 08/08/1966 Posted January 1, 2013 LordOfChaos 1 Awards
little_old_man Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted January 1, 2013 When you spend all of your time arguing with people about American politics, and spend no time even thinking about politics in your own country, you may live in Canada. boo-effing-hoo. Get your ass back in the politics forum if you feel so strongly about whatever splinter is stuck in your ass. So much for your promise to ignore my posts, Eh? LordOfChaos 1 Awards
Astronomer Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 2069 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 214 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2411 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2409 Achievement Points: 18298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 08/08/1966 Posted January 1, 2013 (edited) When you spend all of your time arguing with people about American politics, and spend no time even thinking about politics in your own country, you may live in Canada. boo-effing-hoo. Get your ass back in the politics forum if you feel so strongly about whatever splinter is stuck in your ass. So much for your promise to ignore my posts, Eh? ROFL!!! Ummm... it was you who promised to ignore me. From your last reply to me: "Don't bother responding, I won't read it or reply to PM's or posts you make on the boards from this point forward. It's a complete waste of my time" Edited January 1, 2013 by Astronomer LordOfChaos 1 Awards
Astronomer Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 2069 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 214 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2411 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2409 Achievement Points: 18298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 08/08/1966 Posted January 1, 2013 (edited) A Canadian "High-5" to little_old_man! Edited January 1, 2013 by Astronomer LordOfChaos 1 Awards
little_old_man Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted January 1, 2013 If you are easly offended by sarcasm, feel the uncontrollable need to always have the last word, and completely lack a sense of humor, you might be from Canada. Awards
Astronomer Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 2069 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 214 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2411 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2409 Achievement Points: 18298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 08/08/1966 Posted January 1, 2013 If you are easly offended by sarcasm, feel the uncontrollable need to always have the last word, and completely lack a sense of humor, you might be from Canada. ??? Offended, moi??? I merely pointed out a petite error in your aging memory mon ami! Respectfully, with no insult explicit or implicit to your great country, and friend of my country, vous êtes un idiot! LordOfChaos and PimpedOutPete 2 Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.63 Reputation: 8042 Achievement Points: 92203 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted January 1, 2013 If you are easly offended by sarcasm, feel the uncontrollable need to always have the last word, and completely lack a sense of humor, you might be from Canada. No sense of humor? Hell we have a sense of humor cornered. Got to have one to live in this freezer 6 months al year! Lol.. But I wouldn't want to argue with u Steve, u may pull a gun on me! Hahaha JohnnyDos, Astronomer and LordOfChaos 3 Awards
LordOfChaos Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted January 1, 2013 If you are easly offended by sarcasm, feel the uncontrollable need to always have the last word, and completely lack a sense of humor, you might be from Canada. No sense of humour eh? (I can stiill spell Canadian eh!) pfft... look at the comedians that Canada Exports to the rest of the world... hell Comedy is our # 1 export!! Saturday Night Live has been Owned by Canadains! Canada keeps the rest ofthe world from becoming too bloody serious... we can laugh at the rest of the worlds stupidity and archaic laws, only because we can also laugh at our selves and our stupid laws... And that is what makes being Canadian Great! EH! We Love ya man! EH! JohnnyDos 1
LordOfChaos Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted January 1, 2013 Ok so since we are talking about how much we like to laugh at ourselves... its time to have a giggle @ the USA ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdQmNpVylwU little_old_man 1
little_old_man Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted January 1, 2013 If you are easly offended by sarcasm, feel the uncontrollable need to always have the last word, and completely lack a sense of humor, you might be from Canada. ??? Offended, moi??? I merely pointed out a petite error in your aging memory mon ami! Respectfully, with no insult explicit or implicit to your great country, and friend of my country, vous êtes un idiot! Now Astronomer, if we're going to start dealing cards on who is forgetting exactly what, you migh want to also publish your follow-up to what I said in the PM to you when I said I wouldn't bother responding to any more of your PM's. "Funny; I came to the same conclusions about you. You, unfortunately, are a cliché." And to the rest of my Canadian friends, you have some of the biggest funny bones in the world. The difficult part for some is being able to take what they dish out. Having an ego as large as one's mouth is a obnoxious combination, regardless of nationality. LordOfChaos 1 Awards
B3AN Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 4306 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 102 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 188 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 158 Achievement Points: 2078 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/14/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 2, 2015 Birthday: 09/16/1980 Posted January 1, 2013 canada is that a town or something? eh LordOfChaos 1
Newf43 Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 3248 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 7 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 96 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 89 Achievement Points: 697 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/26/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2018 Birthday: 03/15/1968 Posted January 1, 2013 Newfie: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE. CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR? Newfie: NAH... SHE’S NOT THAT UGLY!! LordOfChaos 1
Astronomer Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 2069 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 214 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2411 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2409 Achievement Points: 18298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 08/08/1966 Posted January 1, 2013 And to the rest of my Canadian friends, you have some of the biggest funny bones in the world. The difficult part for some is being able to take what they dish out. Having an ego as large as one's mouth is a obnoxious combination, regardless of nationality. I appreciate your admission and contrition, old_man. There just may be hope for you yet. Awards
Astronomer Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 2069 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 214 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2411 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2409 Achievement Points: 18298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 08/08/1966 Posted January 1, 2013 Awards
LordOfChaos Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted January 1, 2013 (edited) lol already saw that one earlier in this thread you idiot! lmao!! Edited January 1, 2013 by LordOfChaos
LordOfChaos Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted January 1, 2013 And to the rest of my Canadian friends, you have some of the biggest funny bones in the world. The difficult part for some is being able to take what they dish out. Having an ego as large as one's mouth is a obnoxious combination, regardless of nationality. I appreciate your admission and contrition, old_man. There just may be hope for you yet. OK you 2... kiss and make up EH!
Astronomer Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 2069 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 214 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2411 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2409 Achievement Points: 18298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 08/08/1966 Posted January 1, 2013 lol already saw that one earlier in this thread you idiot! lmao!! Crap! I missed a full page of Canadian LMAO art. Ooops! Awards
Astronomer Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 2069 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 214 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2411 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2409 Achievement Points: 18298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 08/08/1966 Posted January 1, 2013 LordOfChaos 1 Awards
Astronomer Posted January 1, 2013 Member ID: 2069 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 214 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2411 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2409 Achievement Points: 18298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 08/08/1966 Posted January 1, 2013 Canadian Prime Ministers don't need RCMP or Secret Service-like protection (except Stephen Harper. He really wants the powers and trappings of a President). As someone mentioned earlier, there was an intruder into the PM's official residence. Former PM Jean Chretien bashed him over the head with an Inuit scuplture. HE also gave a protester the "Shawinigan Handshake" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawinigan_Handshake LordOfChaos 1 Awards
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