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lol good one pal!!



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We are the US of A northern protetion plan. All who enter will get drunk pass out and then do it again. If they don't drink like the french pansys we can fill them with so great wine which we stole off the french and plug them full of quebec cheeze that will hold them too. The States are safe when we are on gaurd lucky bastards I tel ya :)



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You might be from Canada if... info

1. you know that "100 km/h" does NOT mean "100 Kanadian miles an hour."

2. you say "zed" instead of "zee".

3. you know that Mounties don't always dress like that.

4. you know that "Eskimos" are really called "Inuit."

5. the brother of Lt Frank Drebin ("Police Squad") used to be your Defence Minister.

6. your Finance Minister once wore mukluks in Parliament.

7. you watched game shows where nobody won anything ("Reach for the Top", "Front Page Challenge") or had to win five nights in a row to get a toaster oven ("Headline Hunters").

8. you know that most Canadians DON'T say "eh".

9. your Prime Minister once fought off a burglar by clocking him over the head with an Inuit carving.

10. you are fiercely proud of the NFB, even though you are probably only familiar with "The Log Driver's Waltz".

11. you picked up all the Canadian references in "Austin Powers."

12. 10 degrees is a little chilly, but 32 is a scorcher.

13. your Prime Minister went on a trip to China and threw snowballs at a statue of Mao Tse-Tung.

14. you have two time zones further east than "Eastern".

15. your country once invaded the USA and burned down the White House. (So don't push us.)

16. you wonder why Americans put soda pop in their beer bottles.

17. your country is the second-largest on the planet, yet 90% of your country's population lives within 100 miles of the southern border.

18. you can legally drink liquor while still a teenager.

19. your country boasts such towns as Dildo, St-Louis-du-Ha!-Ha!, and Head-Smashed-In-Buffalo-Jump.

20. your country won the first two truly "World" Series.

21. you know where to go to get the best cigars. Namely, Cuba.

22. your national anthem's OK, but the theme to "Hockey Night in Canada", well, don't that just make your spine tingle!

23. you got upset when they canceled "The Beachcombers."

24. your Post Office gave Santa his own Postal Code ("Santa Claus, North Pole, Northwest Territories, Canada H0H 0H0").

25. you have a national chain of tire stores that also sells hardware, toys, and decorative plants, and issues "money" that has a better trading value than the national currency.



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When you spend all of your time arguing with people about American politics, and spend no time even thinking about politics in your own country, you may live in Canada. :w00t:

 

:crybaby: boo-effing-hoo. Get your ass back in the politics forum if you feel so strongly about whatever splinter is stuck in your ass.



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Lol you may be from Canada when your top politician walks into a crowd and chokes a protester.

 



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When you spend all of your time arguing with people about American politics, and spend no time even thinking about politics in your own country, you may live in Canada. :w00t:

 

:crybaby: boo-effing-hoo. Get your ass back in the politics forum if you feel so strongly about whatever splinter is stuck in your ass.

 

So much for your promise to ignore my posts, Eh?



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When you spend all of your time arguing with people about American politics, and spend no time even thinking about politics in your own country, you may live in Canada. :w00t:

 

:crybaby: boo-effing-hoo. Get your ass back in the politics forum if you feel so strongly about whatever splinter is stuck in your ass.

 

So much for your promise to ignore my posts, Eh?

 

ROFL!!! :hrhr: Ummm... :huh: it was you who promised to ignore me. From your last reply to me:

 

"Don't bother responding, I won't read it or reply to PM's or posts you make on the boards from this point forward. It's a complete waste of my time"

 

:whistle:

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A Canadian "High-5" to little_old_man!

 

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If you are easly offended by sarcasm, feel the uncontrollable need to always have the last word, and completely lack a sense of humor, you might be from Canada.

 



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If you are easly offended by sarcasm, feel the uncontrollable need to always have the last word, and completely lack a sense of humor, you might be from Canada.

 

 

??? Offended, moi??? I merely pointed out a petite error in your aging memory mon ami! Respectfully, with no insult explicit or implicit to your great country, and friend of my country,

vous êtes un idiot! :harhar:



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If you are easly offended by sarcasm, feel the uncontrollable need to always have the last word, and completely lack a sense of humor, you might be from Canada.

 

 

No sense of humor? Hell we have a sense of humor cornered. Got to have one to live in this freezer 6 months al year! Lol.. But I wouldn't want to argue with u Steve, u may pull a gun on me! Hahaha



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If you are easly offended by sarcasm, feel the uncontrollable need to always have the last word, and completely lack a sense of humor, you might be from Canada.

 

 

No sense of humour eh? :left: (I can stiill spell Canadian eh!) :P pfft... look at the comedians that Canada Exports to the rest of the world... hell Comedy is our # 1 export!! Saturday Night Live has been Owned by Canadains! Canada keeps the rest ofthe world from becoming too bloody serious... we can laugh at the rest of the worlds stupidity and archaic laws, only because we can also laugh at our selves and our stupid laws... And that is what makes being Canadian Great! EH!

 

We Love ya man! EH!



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Ok so since we are talking about how much we like to laugh at ourselves... its time to have a giggle @ the USA ...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdQmNpVylwU



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If you are easly offended by sarcasm, feel the uncontrollable need to always have the last word, and completely lack a sense of humor, you might be from Canada.

 

 

??? Offended, moi??? I merely pointed out a petite error in your aging memory mon ami! Respectfully, with no insult explicit or implicit to your great country, and friend of my country,

 

vous êtes un idiot! :harhar:

 

Now Astronomer, if we're going to start dealing cards on who is forgetting exactly what, you migh want to also publish your follow-up to what I said in the PM to you when I said I wouldn't bother responding to any more of your PM's.

 

"Funny; I came to the same conclusions about you. You, unfortunately, are a cliché."

 

And to the rest of my Canadian friends, you have some of the biggest funny bones in the world. The difficult part for some is being able to take what they dish out. Having an ego as large as one's mouth is a obnoxious combination, regardless of nationality.



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canada is that a town or something? eh



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Newfie: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE.

 

CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR?

 

Newfie: NAH... SHE’S NOT THAT UGLY!!



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And to the rest of my Canadian friends, you have some of the biggest funny bones in the world. The difficult part for some is being able to take what they dish out. Having an ego as large as one's mouth is a obnoxious combination, regardless of nationality.

 

I appreciate your admission and contrition, old_man. There just may be hope for you yet. :welcome:



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lol already saw that one earlier in this thread :P you idiot! lmao!!

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And to the rest of my Canadian friends, you have some of the biggest funny bones in the world. The difficult part for some is being able to take what they dish out. Having an ego as large as one's mouth is a obnoxious combination, regardless of nationality.

 

I appreciate your admission and contrition, old_man. There just may be hope for you yet. :welcome:

 

OK you 2... kiss and make up EH!



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lol already saw that one earlier in this thread :P you idiot! lmao!!

 

Crap! I missed a full page of Canadian LMAO art. Ooops!



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Canadian Prime Ministers don't need RCMP or Secret Service-like protection (except Stephen Harper. He really wants the powers and trappings of a President). As someone mentioned earlier, there was an intruder into the PM's official residence. Former PM Jean Chretien bashed him over the head with an Inuit scuplture. HE also gave a protester the "Shawinigan Handshake" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawinigan_Handshake

 

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