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Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians;

during a recent appearance at Ceasers in Windsor :

 

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,

You may live in Canada .

 

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada ..

 

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

You may live in Canada .

 

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada .

 

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada .

 

If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .

 

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,

You may live in Canada .

 

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada .

 

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada .

 

If you install security lights on your house and garage,

but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .

 

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada .

 

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,

You may live in Canada .

 

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada .

 

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada .

 

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,

and road construction, You may live in Canada .

 

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,

You may live in Canada .

 

If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada .

 

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all

your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.

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good one pal!! lmao!!! I AM CANADIAN!! AND PROUD OF IT!

 

here are some more to add...

  • You know how to pronounce and spell Saskatchewan without blinking
  • You put on shorts as soon as it hits plus 10, even if there is still snow around
  • You know what a tuque (toque?) is
  • You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada
  • You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day
  • You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color
  • You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers
  • Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway
  • You drive on a highway, not a freeway
  • You know what a Robertson screwdriver is
  • You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."
  • You drink pop, not soda
  • You love your fries with poutine
  • You go to the washroom, not the restroom or bathroom
  • Someone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize.
  • You stepped on someone's foot. You apologize, then apologize for making them apologize
  • "Eh" is a very important part of your vocabulary and you understand all the 1,000 different meanings of "eh"... eh?

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and for all our USA friends... eh?

 

http://www.youtube.c...d&v=bV_041oYDjg

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And That's no Bull.... EH ! :thumbsup:

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Man I can relate to 97% of the first two posts!

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Look at the A$$ on that eh!

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I am definately Canadian then...lmao

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LOL, Never mind spelling Saskatchewan try living here..in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. :welcome: I am Canadian eh?

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LOL, Never mind spelling Saskatchewan try living here..in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. :welcome: I am Canadian eh?

 

Lol... I agree.. I am a grad of U of S.

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How true that stuff is and I love Jeff Foxworthy

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When you spend all of your time arguing with people about American politics, and spend no time even thinking about politics in your own country, you may live in Canada. :w00t:

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lol old man... perhaps because we got our house in order... so there is no need to discuss canadian politics... :w00t: Lets not make this post about politics...please.

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lol old man... perhaps because we got our house in order... so there is no need to discuss canadian politics... :w00t: Lets not make this post about politics...please.

 

My reply was simply sarcasm and not intended to turn this into a political discussion, but your response speaks volumes. I'm happy to hear things are running so smoothly up there. :rolleyes:

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My reply was simply sarcasm and not intended to turn this into a political discussion, but your response speaks volumes. I'm happy to hear things are running so smoothly up there. :rolleyes:

 

lol i did get that sarcasm... lol and of course my reply was sarcastic... except for the part not to make this post political, and ty for your honesty.

 

I like what you bring here and I know you are a good man. I can tell by many of the posts you have authored. And I understand your position. I know there are some subjects that are touchy. :ouch:

 

I just want to have fun with a bunch of great poeple like yourself and others, even if we differ in certain opinion on certain issues. We can still have fun and enjoy each other's humour. :left: canadian spelling lol Thanks for your honesty... you sarcastic bugger :P

 

is it safe to come out now? :sofa:

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My reply was simply sarcasm and not intended to turn this into a political discussion, but your response speaks volumes. I'm happy to hear things are running so smoothly up there. :rolleyes:

 

lol i did get that sarcasm... lol and of course my reply was sarcastic... except for the part not to make this post political, and ty for your honesty.

 

I like what you bring here and I know you are a good man. I can tell by many of the posts you have authored. And I understand your position. I know there are some subjects that are touchy. :ouch:

 

I just want to have fun with a bunch of great poeple like yourself and others, even if we differ in certain opinion on certain issues. We can still have fun and enjoy each other's humour. :left: canadian spelling lol Thanks for your honesty... you sarcastic bugger :P

 

is it safe to come out now? :sofa:

 

 

You can come out after you watch this. :smoke:

 

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Lmao!!! good one old man!!! now THAT'S the humour :left: (more of that Cannuk spelling :P) That was totaly so cool dude!!! i love it!!!

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canadiens............................DOH!!!!

 

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funny stuff

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