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Sing to the tune "Winter Wonderland"

 

My balls ring, are ya listening?

Frozen stiff, balls a glistening.

A horrible sight, they got frozen tonight,

Living in the fucking Canook Land.

 

Gone away, is the Bluebird,

Frozen stiff, like a fresh turd.

It's 30 below and we're buried in snow,

Living in the fucking Canook land.

 

In the meadow we could build a snowman,

Then pretend he's Hxtr or Mean Dean.

Except the fucking meadow's frozen stiff man,

It's the coldest fucking winter that we've seen.

 

Later on, we'll conspire,

As we screw, by the fire.

To just move away where it don't snow all day,

Cause we're living in the fucking Canook land.

 

When it snows, it ain't thrilling,

Cause your nose, gets a chilling.

We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way,

Living in the fucking Canook land.

 

Day will come, when we're singing,

Without our balls, just a ringing.

We're getting the fuck, out of all of this muck,

That you find in the fucking Canook land.

 

Bet your ass, we're a going,

Way down south, there's no snowing.

We'll sit on the beach, our balls warm as a peach,

Forgetting fucking frozen Canook land.



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hahahaha Harry did you write that?

 

cant wait for it to warm up here. Has to happen within the next week or less. It almost feels like winter here but more like summer in Canada. lol



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Good one Harry :P



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