WolfTiS Posted January 14, 2013 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted January 14, 2013 A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip abroad, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, ' Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except, perhaps... The Magic Penis!' The husband said, 'The what'? The salesman repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and pulled out what seemed to be a very ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The man then pointed to the door and said, 'Magic Penis, door!' The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the shop door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the center. Then the salesman said, 'Magic Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box. The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said 'Magic Penis, my vagina.' The penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was firmly stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police traffic car was close by and the officer immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me rigid.' The officer glared at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right... Magic Penis, my ass' The rest, as they say, is history! Mule, Sf.Petru, Olive and 7 others 10 Awards
LordOfChaos Posted January 14, 2013 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted January 14, 2013 lol good one!
YellowSnow Posted January 14, 2013 Member ID: 14 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 37 Topic Count: 90 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1148 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 744 Achievement Points: 8230 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2021 Birthday: 03/30/1969 Posted January 14, 2013 lol Awards
FLYIN_MONKEY Posted January 14, 2013 Member ID: 4614 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 12 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 8 Achievement Points: 83 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/02/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 Ha Ha! Nice!
Belted Posted January 14, 2013 Member ID: 1620 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 90 Topic Count: 161 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1430 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 928 Achievement Points: 11072 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 3, 2024 Birthday: 03/24/1962 Device: Windows Posted January 14, 2013 lol!! Take care... Awards
jimboom Posted January 14, 2013 Member ID: 3766 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 70 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 126 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 117 Achievement Points: 1681 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/02/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 13, 2021 Birthday: 03/20/1968 Posted January 14, 2013 :hrhr: :hrhr: lol
JohnnyDos Posted January 14, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted January 14, 2013 Great!
KillerKitty Posted January 14, 2013 Member ID: 2905 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 72 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2190 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 2545 Achievement Points: 18662 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 11, 2018 Birthday: 02/26/1977 Posted January 14, 2013 lmao ... nice one :hrhr: Awards
JACKO:) Posted January 14, 2013 Member ID: 4474 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 25 Topic Count: 162 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1065 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 374 Achievement Points: 7622 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/24/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 3, 2014 Birthday: 09/30/1975 Posted January 14, 2013 lol
TBB Posted January 14, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20365 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22447 Achievement Points: 147247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 389 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted January 14, 2013 lol - good one Awards
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