Jackass

[DEEJAYKEG]

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his

new west Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom

to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there

was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly

called the local police station.

 

The conversation went like this:

 

"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

 

 

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.

Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and

would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the

matter?"

 

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit

and recognizing the foreign accent, thought he would have a little fun

with the good father, replied, "Well now Father, it was always my

impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

 

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.......

 

 

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye,'tis certainly true; but we are also

obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me

call."

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