MTNMAN52 Posted March 18, 2013 Member ID: 247 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 345 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5144 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: iPhone Posted March 18, 2013 I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, largechips, ear of corn & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man satthere and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish Ihad your will power.'>>>>>> I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things>> commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT>> the correct answers.>>>>>> A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about>> the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'.>>>> I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the>> bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said 'Any Change?' Isaid 'Nope, you're still black'.>> Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance', with a face like that!>>>>>> A 10-year Old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man>> passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?' The boy says 'Me ma died this>> morning.' 'Oh bejaysus,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father>> O'Riley for you?' The boy replies, 'No tanks mister, sex is the last>> ting on my mind at the moment.'>>>>>> Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.>> But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon>> sandwich works best!>>>> Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic>> shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman>> with her mouth closed.>>>> I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you>> could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus andthink to yourself. I'm going to take that.'>>>>>> Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Iowa. He looks down and sees a>> farmer in the fields and shouts to him, where am I? The farmer looks>> back up and shouts back. You're in a basket you dumb shit!>>>>>> I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last>> question which I got wrong. The question was where do women have the>> curliest hair? Fiji was the correct answer...hell, how did I know they>> wanted the name of a country?>>>>>> I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone>> off is a piece of cake. JohnnyDos and Janey 2 Awards
baldie Posted March 18, 2013 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3370 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2733 Achievement Points: 34320 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted March 18, 2013 Rolf nice one Awards
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