JohnnyDos Posted June 28, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2013 (edited) A movie producer was making a pirate movie and wanted a real authentic pirate.One with a peg leg,a hook for a hand and a real patch over his eye.Finally after a few days he found a person that fit the qualifications.To make sure, the producer asked him to explain how he got this way.The pirate tells him that while in battle one time an explosion from a cannon balltore part of his leg off,and that's how he got the peg leg.Now the producer asked him "well how did you get your hook"?The pirate tells him that this time in another battle he got his arm cut off just below the elbowand that's how he got his hook.Next the pirate was asked as to how he got the patch over the eye he lost.Well the pirate says "One day I was standing on the deck of me ship,when I looked up and I saw an albatrossflying above,as I looked up the bird shat in my eye".The producer says"so that is how you lost your eye"?No said the pirate "it was the first day I had me hook". Edited June 28, 2013 by JohnnyDos Blackbart, djMot, -cracken- and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTNMAN52 Posted June 28, 2013 Member ID: 247 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 342 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted June 28, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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djMot Posted June 29, 2013 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 93 Topic Count: 355 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5234 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 11106 Achievement Points: 48752 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 112 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 29, 2013 HA HA HA HA - I get it !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
djMot Posted June 29, 2013 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 93 Topic Count: 355 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5234 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 11106 Achievement Points: 48752 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 112 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 29, 2013 A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel on his penis, and he asks for a drink. The bartender says "Okay, coming right up, but i can't help but notice there is a steering wheel on your penis!" and the pirate says,"Argh - I know, its been driving me nuts!" JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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