DEEJAYKEG Posted July 17, 2013 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.08 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted July 17, 2013 A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has a better education than any paddy cop.He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!!Irish Garda says,' License and registration, please.'London Lawyer says, 'What for?'Irish Garda replies, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign.'London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'Irish Garda says, 'You still didn't come to a complete stop.License And registration, please.'London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'Irish Garda says, 'The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!'London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between'slow down' and 'stop', I'll give you my license and registration andyou give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me theticket.'Irish Garda says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out hisbaton and starts beating the fuck out of the lawyer with it and says,'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?' JohnnyDos, Blackbart and blk_plague 3 Awards
JohnnyDos Posted July 17, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted July 17, 2013 Very good,worth sharing Keg,thanks M8
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