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Shortly after a British Airways flight had
reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

 

'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome
to Flight 293, non-stop from London
Heathrow to Toronto .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,
relax
and..... OH, MY GOD !
 
Silence followed!

 

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you .
While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!'


 

One Irish passenger in the back yelled...

 

'For god's sake ........ you should see the back of mine!!!'


 

Edited by MTNMAN


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Posted

That was funny.



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Posted

:rofl:  :rofl: Rolf nice one



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Posted

( Jump to 0:25 )

 



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Posted

lol good stuff


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