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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland 


 

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT 
 

2.. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART
 

3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP

 

4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 
 

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER

 

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE


7.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET
OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
 


8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN
FRONT OF OTHERS

 
 

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE
PREPARING

 


10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES



WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,

GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF


Did I read that sign right?

In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
GOES OUT


In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK


OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON
THE DRAINING BOARD


Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.


WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL
BARGAIN?


Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON
THE 1ST FLOOR


Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
CHARGES.


On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
WORK).

 



We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.


 

 


 

 

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Funny stuff there MTNMAN. :lol: 

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Color to light can't read.

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Color to light can't read.

 

HAHA... I thought it was a blank white page until you said that... I can only read it if I highlight everything lol. I use the light color theme for the site.

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