MTNMAN52 Posted September 21, 2013 Member ID: 247 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 342 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted September 21, 2013 Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT 2.. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART 3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP 4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE 7.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LETOTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY INFRONT OF OTHERS 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS AREPREPARING 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF Did I read that sign right? In an office:TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOWIn a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHTGOES OUTIn a London department store:BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRSIn an office:WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKENIn an office:AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ONTHE DRAINING BOARDOutside a second-hand shop:WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFULBARGAIN?Notice in health food shop window:CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESSSpotted in a safari park:ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CARSeen during a conference:FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ONTHE 1ST FLOORNotice in a farmer's field:THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULLCHARGES.On a repair shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'TWORK). We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling. Dark Asylumn, baldie, Blackbart and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted September 21, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Funny stuff there MTNMAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siDARKde Posted September 22, 2013 Member ID: 3750 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 9 Topic Count: 27 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 172 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 123 Achievement Points: 1346 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 5, 2020 Birthday: 05/14/1972 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Color to light can't read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted September 22, 2013 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Color to light can't read. HAHA... I thought it was a blank white page until you said that... I can only read it if I highlight everything lol. I use the light color theme for the site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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