Job At The FBI

[JohnnyDos]

 Job at the FBI


         The FBI had an opening for an assassin .


After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;


 

two men and a woman.



For the final test, the FBI agents took one of


 

the men to a large metal door and handed


 

him a gun.



'We must know that you will follow your


 

Instructions no matter what the circumstances.



Inside the room you will find your wife sitting


 

in a chair . . . kill her!!'



The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could


 

never shoot my wife.'



The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man


 

for this job. Take your wife and go home.'



The second man was given the same instructions.


 

He took the gun and went into the room. All was


 

quiet for about 5 minutes.



The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,


 

but I can't kill my wife..' The agent said, 'You don't


 

have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'



Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the


 

same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the


 

gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one


 

after another.  They heard screaming, crashing,


 

banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was


 

quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the


 

woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.


'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.  'I had to


 

beat him to death with the fucking chair.'



MORAL:



Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

[Wild Fire]

Good one JD

[TBB]

lmao - good one - thanks