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A fourth grade teacher asks her students what their father's did for a living.

 

All of the typical answers came up, fireman, cop, business man and so on.

 

However little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father he answered:

 

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret, and takes off his clothing in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.  Sometimes if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and spend all night with him for money."

 

The teacher obviously shaken by the statement quickly put the other children to work and pulled Justin aside.

 

"Is that really true about your father?"

 

"No" the boy said. "He works for the democratic national committee and helped get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."

 

 

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Could have been worse. Could have said the father was a tea partier that worked for a staunch pro-life/pro-family candidate that wanted his mistress to get an abortion.

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Love it.....

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Poor kid!

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Hahah nice

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Sammy, they are called Tea Baggers, hence the reason they are the ones at gay nightclubs...hahahahaha

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