azzkikr Posted July 2, 2015 Member ID: 20697 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 254 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 239 Achievement Points: 2750 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/18/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Device: iPhone Posted July 2, 2015 A good 30 laughs at Dilbert's one liners: 1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. 2. A friend in need is a pest indeed. 3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. 4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. 5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane. 6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.. 7. Born free, taxed to death. 8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. 9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. 10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. 11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. 12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. 13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.. 14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. 15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. 16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it. 17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? 18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? 19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon! 20. If you can't convince them, confuse them. 21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end. 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers 24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker. 25. Someday is not a day of the week 26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. 27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy. 28. The road to success.... Is always under construction. 29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. 30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. TBB, iboomboom, eidolonFIRE and 3 others 6 Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted July 2, 2015 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Posted July 2, 2015 I like this one... 27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy. hxtr, TBB and azzkikr 3
Sammy Posted July 2, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted July 2, 2015 All true. hxtr and azzkikr 2 Awards
TBB Posted July 3, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20404 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22490 Achievement Points: 147494 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 390 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted July 3, 2015 How about this one - FU @@BUDMAN BUDMAN, azzkikr and hxtr 3 Awards
hxtr Posted July 3, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 3, 2015 Them are words to live by. Very cool..... I will keep walking around smiling... It does make people wonder.
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