greywolf2 Posted May 4, 2010 Member ID: 35 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 44 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4812 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 28063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Posted May 4, 2010 The Goodnight Kiss One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" Her: "No way. It's just too risky!" Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!" Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?" Her: "No, no. I just can't" Him: "I beg you... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom.."
tsw 8.5 Posted May 4, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17544 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42645 Achievement Points: 151942 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 09:43 AM Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted May 4, 2010 now that was good Awards
BlackBird Posted May 4, 2010 Member ID: 1368 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 68 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 436 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 3, 2018 Birthday: 08/17/1996 Posted May 4, 2010 Lol, yea, i agree with tsw.
baldie Posted May 4, 2010 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3367 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2718 Achievement Points: 34252 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:25 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted May 4, 2010 That is brilliant great one Awards
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