Smeggie Posted April 4, 2016 Member ID: 24118 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 25 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1080 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 2020 Achievement Points: 10034 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 02/19/16 Status: Online Last Seen: 4 minutes ago Birthday: 01/23/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted April 4, 2016 A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people here who think on their feet. "Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?", the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada." "No shit?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?" L!ckALotAPus, Slackernet, AyaqGuyaq and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted April 5, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Lol, Smegma, just like the saying about people from Texas, something about steers and queers, or something like that. I think it was mentioned in the 'Full Metal Jacket' movie. Ayaq. XjCrAzY and Smeggie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
XjCrAzY Posted April 5, 2016 Member ID: 50 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 180 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 118 Achievement Points: 2061 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 28, 2023 Birthday: 09/26/1979 Device: Android Share Posted April 5, 2016 Lol, Smegma, just like the saying about people from Texas, something about steers and queers, or something like that. I think it was mentioned in the 'Full Metal Jacket' movie. Ayaq. Haha yes it does say that!! Now let me see your warface @@AyaqGuyaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bazza Posted April 5, 2016 Member ID: 340 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1078 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 391 Achievement Points: 6669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 3 Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 5, 2016 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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