greywolf2 Posted May 28, 2010 Member ID: 35 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 44 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4812 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 28063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Posted May 28, 2010 What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it. How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money. What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind. What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of semen. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? She is the one who can eat the last donut! What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A pick pocket snatches watches.
WolfTiS Posted May 28, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted May 28, 2010 LMFAO..... I can relate to a lot of them Greywolf2. Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted May 28, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17540 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42644 Achievement Points: 151913 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted May 28, 2010 good one greywolf and you have good one to wolftis { cuz} Awards
Markoff Posted May 28, 2010 Member ID: 54 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 90 Topic Count: 497 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4546 Content Per Day: 0.79 Reputation: 2330 Achievement Points: 32357 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 03/17/1965 Device: iPhone Posted May 28, 2010 the pizza one laughed my tits off Awards
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