DEEJAYKEG Posted May 18, 2017 Member ID: 1238 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted May 18, 2017 A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. “I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He’ll then open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.” The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator’s open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. “I’ll pay anyone £100 who’s willing to give it a try”. A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up. “I’ll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle.” BigPapaDean, TBB, bds1961 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LOCO Posted May 18, 2017 Member ID: 465 Group: +++ COD4 Head Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 355 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2098 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 2495 Achievement Points: 19341 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 02/09/1977 Device: Windows Share Posted May 18, 2017 lol and now for the real a guy walks into a bar hahahaha AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Nice_Guy Posted May 19, 2017 Member ID: 23145 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 175 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 208 Achievement Points: 2089 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/23/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 26, 2018 Birthday: 02/05/1959 Share Posted May 19, 2017 great one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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