Dogg Posted June 23, 2017 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 2989 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 12:47 AM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Posted June 23, 2017 There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later. The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!" Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?" The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time!" dadda2, AyaqGuyaq, JohnnyDos and 1 other 4 Awards
Sammy Posted June 23, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted June 23, 2017 Saw that one coming. TBB 1 Awards
TBB Posted June 23, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20338 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22433 Achievement Points: 147095 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 387 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 51 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 23, 2017 56 minutes ago, Sammy said: Saw that one coming. Yup Awards
Tw!tcH Posted June 23, 2017 Member ID: 26051 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 19 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 18 Achievement Points: 138 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/20/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 26, 2018 Birthday: 06/15/1989 Posted June 23, 2017 Sounds like she's going to make a great single mother
AyaqGuyaq Posted June 23, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted June 23, 2017 Lol. When his wife was told by her doctor that she was pregnant, she asked "Are you sure it's mine?" I hate it when strange, yet-oddly-familiar-looking, kids run up to the me in the store yelling "Daddy!!" When I was younger and faster, I used to just run away, but now, in order to get a little head start, I have to push 'em down, first . . . Lol. Just kidding? Ayaq Awards
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