Sonovabich Posted August 14, 2017 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted August 14, 2017 LtLaszlo, TBB, bds1961 and 3 others 6
bds1961 Posted August 14, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 174 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5370 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 14015 Achievement Points: 47514 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 175 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Posted August 14, 2017 Aracefan, Sonovabich, TBB and 1 other 4 Awards
TBB Posted August 14, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20365 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22448 Achievement Points: 147248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 389 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted August 14, 2017 Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you're up all night. A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor. The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.” On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, “What happened to you?” The man said, “No one showed up.” A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?" Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viagra." Nurse asks, "Do you think that will help?" Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!" Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard. Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride. Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin. Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller! A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian pounds. The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "How about 20?" The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "How about 10?" The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The stranger says, "Listen, these pills cost $10 each in the U.S. How can you say they're not worth it?" The Egyptian man says, "Oh, the pills are worth it my wife isn't." Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going. AyaqGuyaq, JohnnyDos and Sonovabich 3 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted August 15, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted August 15, 2017 Frickin' @TBB, your second joke had me laughing hard, bud. @bds1961 had the first "Mycoxaflopin" joke though, and that was a good chuckle to you, sir. Ayaq TBB 1 Awards
TBB Posted August 15, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20365 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22448 Achievement Points: 147248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 389 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted August 15, 2017 4 hours ago, AyaqGuyaq said: Frickin' @TBB, your second joke had me laughing hard, bud. @bds1961 had the first "Mycoxaflopin" joke though, and that was a good chuckle to you, sir. Ayaq The second joke is not a joke - have that problem all the time !!!! AyaqGuyaq 1 Awards
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