fightingseabee Posted November 17, 2017 Member ID: 25553 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 46 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 28 Achievement Points: 445 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/09/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 8, 2021 Birthday: 08/21/1972 Posted November 17, 2017 what do you get when you cross a turkey and a ghost? A poultrygeist! TBB, Nice_Guy and LtLaszlo 1 2 Awards
Sammy Posted November 17, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted November 17, 2017 What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys? We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving. bds1961, TBB, Nice_Guy and 2 others 1 4 Awards
Gatorgirl Posted November 17, 2017 Member ID: 2986 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 206 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6456 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 7140 Achievement Points: 50711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 12:32 PM Birthday: 12/19/1967 Device: iPhone Posted November 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Sammy said: What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys? We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving. oh Sammy...................lol TBB and bds1961 2 Awards
fightingseabee Posted November 17, 2017 Member ID: 25553 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 46 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 28 Achievement Points: 445 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/09/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 8, 2021 Birthday: 08/21/1972 Author Posted November 17, 2017 why did the police arrest the turkey? they suspected fowl play LtLaszlo, Nice_Guy and TBB 3 Awards
BuddyChrist Posted November 17, 2017 Member ID: 22763 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 1 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 30 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 29 Achievement Points: 281 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/03/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 17, 2022 Birthday: 02/19/1975 Posted November 17, 2017 wasnt expecting an episode of Dad Jokes Awards
Sammy Posted November 18, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted November 18, 2017 One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman." The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked what "penis" and "vagina" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats." At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh f**k!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut." A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas -- we can't wait to f**k the turkey!" JohnnyDos and Nice_Guy 1 1 Awards
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