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One early morning, a hunter was driving to his favorite spot when he noticed a new sign along the road that read "CAUTION - BEAR LEFT".

So, he turned around and went home.



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Hmmmm.... ok.

There was a giraffe sitting on a tree and knitting a bicycle. Then a piano flew by and said "You can't smoke here. The giraffe answered "Why is it 09,30 already?? 



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1 hour ago, Ghostlupus said:

Hmmmm.... ok.

There was a giraffe sitting on a tree and knitting a bicycle. Then a piano flew by and said "You can't smoke here. The giraffe answered "Why is it 09,30 already?? 

You got it wrong - the giraffe answered "Why is it 10,15 already??"



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5 hours ago, TBB said:

You got it wrong - the giraffe answered "Why is it 10,15 already??"

You both got it wrong:  the giraffe was knitting a bong, and asked if it was "Happy Hour" already.

You gonna tell a story, you gotta do some fact-checking . . .

Ayaq



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On 4/22/2019 at 9:56 AM, EastCoast50 said:

One early morning, a hunter was driving to his favorite spot when he noticed a new sign along the road that read "CAUTION - BEAR LEFT".

So, he turned around and went home.

Are you drunk again, jackass? @eastcoast50 

Lol



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5 hours ago, icequeenherb said:

Are you drunk again, jackass? @eastcoast50 

Lol

She still has "burning desire" for you, buddy--I can tell!!

Lol.

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, AyaqGuyaq said:

She still has "burning desire" for you, buddy--I can tell!!

Lol.

Ayaq

Yea shes very quiet until you make a post @Eastcoast50, true love never dies eh? either that or you still owe her money?

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2 hours ago, RobMc said:

Yea shes very quiet until you make a post @Eastcoast50, true love never dies eh? either that or you still owe her money?

LMAO, buddy-- my new acronym for you is "ADHD."

ADHD?

Always Delivers Humorous ("Humourous," if you're Run D.MC. or Sweet @Athena) Dialogue.

What, pray tell, did you think it stood for, good sir?

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Posted
13 minutes ago, AyaqGuyaq said:

What, pray tell, did you think it stood for, good sir?

Well ?,  a burning desire is usually a dose of clap from one estranged partner to another, I live in a rough neighbourhood lol



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Posted

I have always had a burning desire to plant poisonous spiders in his truck.

Lol 



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Posted
1 hour ago, icequeenherb said:

I have always had a burning desire to plant poisonous spiders in his truck.

Lol 

Geez, Sweetheart, I'll bet when he was married to you, he learned how to sleep with one eye open!!

Lol.

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