Dogg Posted May 26, 2020 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 2989 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 12:47 AM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2020 An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.” “Oh, I’ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.” “That’s fine. Another thing, ma’am - I don’t like the way that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That’s cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!” Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. “Well, dear, what exactly did he say?” “He said the reflector is broken.” “I can fix that in two minutes. What else?” “I’m not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake...” LOCO, ReaPeR, RobMc and 1 other 4 Awards
Merlin007 Posted May 26, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1127 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8582 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 7547 Achievement Points: 76567 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 2 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2020 Haha that's good. Awards
ReaPeR Posted May 26, 2020 Member ID: 3453 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 64 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 668 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 833 Achievement Points: 5126 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 05/19/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 30, 2021 Birthday: 04/22/1975 Posted May 26, 2020 lol Awards
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