Krackennutz Posted November 30, 2020 Member ID: 22889 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 65 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 350 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 413 Achievement Points: 2835 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/14/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 9 Device: Windows Posted November 30, 2020 An Engineer dies.. and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?" Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! " Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." "Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?" iboomboom, baldie, Sammy and 4 others 7
Sammy Posted November 30, 2020 Member ID: 3036 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.89 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted November 30, 2020 Begs the question. Where is the courthouse? My guess is Limbo. TBB 1 Awards
TBB Posted November 30, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21492 Content Per Day: 3.79 Reputation: 23122 Achievement Points: 153804 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 421 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 47 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 30, 2020 Why don't you see any lawyers on the beach?? The cats keep covering them up with sand!!! rexbowan 1 Awards
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