Dark Asylumn Posted August 17, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted August 17, 2010 I took My dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. (he's 66) We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! in classic style he responded without batting an eye "Got stoned once and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter." Awards
Ausylon Posted August 18, 2010 Member ID: 1542 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 142 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 830 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/30/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 4, 2013 Birthday: 07/08/1983 Posted August 18, 2010 hahahahahaha, thats perfect haha. nice
Lady Asylumn Posted August 18, 2010 Member ID: 22347 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 65 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 631 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 135 Achievement Points: 4205 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:56 PM Birthday: 08/29/1985 Device: Android Posted August 18, 2010 thats a good one Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted August 18, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 538 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17587 Content Per Day: 3.11 Reputation: 42678 Achievement Points: 152265 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 692 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted August 18, 2010 thatwas cool lmao Awards
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