Dark Asylumn Posted August 24, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 11:54 AM Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted August 24, 2010 Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Lady I'm 94 years old DA Will you tell us in your own words what happened the night of April 1st? Lady There I was, sitting on my porch on a warm spring evening when a young man comes creeping up and sat down next to me DA Did you know him? Lady No, but he was friendly DA What happened after he sat down Lady He rubbed my thigh Da Did you stop him? Lady No DA Why Not? Lady No one's touched me since my albert died DA What happened next? Lady He began to rub my breasts! DA Did you stop him then? Lady No DA Why not? Lady It made me feel alive and excited. I havent felt like that in years DA Then What? Lady Well by then I was all spicy and I laid down & told him to take me... Take Me Now!!!!! DA Did He take you? Lady Hell No!!He just yelled, "April Fool's" and thats when I shot the bastard!!!!! Awards
Blackbart Posted August 24, 2010 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted August 24, 2010 Ha Ha good 1... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted August 25, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17545 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42646 Achievement Points: 151950 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 09:47 AM Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted August 25, 2010 good one thats funny Awards
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