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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.



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Laughing^Hehehe..i think sooo...loooooooooooooooooooool....funny..but sometims is this the way and you have nothing^^^Better an old woman^^



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sooo true Foot in mouth



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I myself have been married 30 years to the same woman! Just this August 30th. If I would have murdered her instead of married her I would have been out on parole at least 5 years now!Laughing


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