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Lets see some of the lines your father gave us while growing up! Feel free to join in please.

 

Weed

1) Wipe that smirk off your face or I'll wipe it off for you!

 

2) Mr. Man You'll do as I say! If I tell you to JUMP you'll say How High! If I tell you to EAT shit you'll say How Much.

 

3) Don't you ever disrespect yout mother or I'll knock you into next week!

 

3) You'll do it and You'll like!

 

4) Man look at that she walks like she has a football injury!

 

5) That girl has an ass like a tame Bumle bee!

 

6)Surprised and on my wedding day he said " Boy you better gain some weight on your ass because you can't pound a spike with a tack hammer!

 



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"if your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump off a cliff?"

 

"sure, when hell freezes over"

 

my personal favorite,  "your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower" 

 

My dad rocks lol

 



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"See ya"...lol.  I'm guessing I was 2 and don't remember.



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dont make me give you something to cry about boy  (that was 2 days ago lol)

if the frog had wings he wouldnt bump his ass when he hopped

if the dog hadnt of stopped to take a shit, he woulda cought the rabbit

If I had of only pulled out. (he actually said that to me once) but it was "man I was a second to slow"   <-- he sure knows how to cut

 

 



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i brought you in this world and ill take you out

ill drop you like a sack a taters

thats my boy



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Quotes from my father:

 

1) "Boy, it is better to remain silent and be considered wise than to open your mouth and dispel all illusion!!"

 

2) On my 18 birthday: " If you are not in bed by 12.......come home!"

 

3) "Never get into a fair fight and if you do........ cheat!!"

 

4) "Never get into a fight with something with more/sharper teeth than you!"

 

Words of wisdom that I try to live by ......... but sometimes still forget. Thanks Dad :D



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