WeednFeed Posted September 17, 2010 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2342 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3816 Achievement Points: 24120 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted September 17, 2010 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?''I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'."Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?''I cannot say.''Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?''I'll never tell.''Was it Nina Capelli?''I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.''Was it Cathy Piriano?''My lips are sealed.''Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?''Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?''Four months vacation and five good leads.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blackbart Posted September 17, 2010 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Good 1... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted September 17, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 514 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17098 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42093 Achievement Points: 148665 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted September 17, 2010 that was a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Caper Posted September 17, 2010 Member ID: 102 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 201 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1776 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 82 Achievement Points: 10986 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 20, 2014 Birthday: 05/06/1969 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Oh Shit your going to hell, but I liked that one, it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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