RobMc Posted December 30, 2025 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 32 Topic Count: 432 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6435 Content Per Day: 1.80 Reputation: 10207 Achievement Points: 69357 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 173 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 30, 2025 I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life It’s better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife. It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says "You're doing thirty five". It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever Safe to overtake. It tells me when a light is red And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene. It lists the vehicles just in front And all those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies my gear. I'm sure no other driver Has so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the car It still gives its advice. It fills me up with counselling Each journey's pretty fraught So why don't I exchange it And get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, Makes sure I'm properly fed, It washes all my shirts and things And - keeps me warm in bed! Despite all these advantages And my tendency to scoff, I do wish that once in a while I could turn the damned thing off! Dot80, Wardogs411 and major-mark63 3
major-mark63 Posted December 30, 2025 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 71 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3890 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 2770 Achievement Points: 30930 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Posted December 30, 2025 Same problem here the wife get so nervous in car ....... RobMc 1 Awards
Dot80 Posted December 30, 2025 Member ID: 2128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2106 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 2172 Achievement Points: 30565 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 01/15/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 12/06/1955 Device: Windows Posted December 30, 2025 What would you do without us. ooxx RobMc 1 Awards
Wardogs411 Posted December 30, 2025 Member ID: 20698 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 29 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 483 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 439 Achievement Points: 3795 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/18/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 04/03/1990 Device: Windows Posted December 30, 2025 2 hours ago, Dot80 said: What would you do without us. ooxx drive happy Dot80 and RobMc 2 Awards
RobMc Posted December 30, 2025 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 32 Topic Count: 432 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6435 Content Per Day: 1.80 Reputation: 10207 Achievement Points: 69357 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 173 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted December 30, 2025 4 hours ago, Dot80 said: What would you do without us. ooxx Drink, party, flirt, not bathe, be little boys, be rich and be bored? Dot80 1
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