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Anyone else missing Roxy!

An 80 year old man walks into a jewellers with a gorgeous 25 year old very fit tall blonde and asks for a special ring. Jeweller says 'here's one for £5000 Sir'. Old man says NO I want a very special ring. So the Jeweller pulls out a large diamond with sapphires & rubys, this ones £65,000 sir. Old man says that's the one. I'll write a cheque & when it clears on Monday we'll come & fetch it. On Monday jeweller phones the old man & says 'Sir there's no money in that account' Old man say I know, but can you imagine the weekend I've just had !!!!

get what you got coming i did it at 65 and now i just do side stuff that is cash and im going to start enjoying what years i have left .work my ass off for 50 years .now it time for me and some fishing the flats here in FLA enjoy it we will not be here forever

Subject: The little paper bag. A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors. 'Doctor, I don't feel too good,' said the little Paper bag. 'Hmm, you look OK to me,' said the Doctor, 'but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, Come back and see me in a couple of days.' The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results. ‘What's wrong with me?' asked the little paper bag. 'I'm afraid you are HIV positive!' said the doctor. 'No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!' Said the little paper bag. 'Have you been having unprotected sex?' asked the doctor. 'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!' 'Well have you been sharing needles with other Intravenous drug users?' asked the doctor. 'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!' 'Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a Jab or a blood transfusion?' queried the doctor. 'NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!' 'Well', said the doctor, 'are you in a homosexual Relationship?' 'NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm Just a little paper bag!' 'Then there can be only one explanation.' said the doctor . . . 'Your mother must have been a carrier'

If you retire befoore your legitimate age you will have to pay taxes on the money ... could depend on where you live ...

Only one advice i can give you from my own experience: life is short dont waste it working.... i retired at 56 yrs never regretted it , with your health conditions you should enjoy life now and spend your money now ..... We dont live to hundred yrs ...

Bloody Limey - you gave away my secret - hope no one else sees it. If my supply of babes shuts down you're toast!!

That is funny. ooxxooxxooxx

Doing well thank sir.

No mistake my friend if English isn't your first language, quite understandable, I'll bet a lot of those whose first language is English missed it too?

Happy Birthday folks!

Happy Birthday everyone.

So many of them I played cod2 and 4 with. Such good people. Met a handful of them as well. Look forward to playing some in their honor.