BigPapaDean

I was surprised by my son and his beautiful wife with a visit! First they chased me down and finally found me at Starbucks and this is what I got to spend time with! So made my day! Meet Maddie!

I know that place well! Even when I did everything right I nwent there! Now I am free forever! Lol! Merry Christmas all you IDIOTS!!!

hahaha! I'd have em eating outa me hand in no time! Its adorable!!!

Sell tickets to get to hit it with big fukin hammer! Lol!

Hmmm Nick I do understand your feelings but your bucking centuries of pompous tradition! I know there iks a much different feeling in Britain now than there was even 2 tears ago. I'm wondering if there is enough of a change in the media public to accept such change! I am always interested to see how so many people from the many countries that make up our members truly feel about these kinds of things!

He has no idea what real fun is! Slice the guy open from his balls thru his sternum!

Hoppy boithday! Aye hope its berry good one per u!

I appreciate just listening in as I usually have to be at the local tavern to get WIFI at this time of day! It reminds me of old times in the Ace Mod! I was having fun just sxciting and trying to figure whose voice was whose!

Now Belle you gotta lay down and sprawl out so we are all to excited to.....! Grats girl!

Welcome to the forums and servers!

Simple comeon over and we feed some folks really appreciate it! MMMMMMMMMMM looks delicious!

so i wasnt vulgar all those times I said that to you Harry! Dammit anyways!!!

Harry and HXTr you guys better check yours! LOL!!! HAQHAQHAHAQ Funny!

dont sleep on your stomach with a gown with an open back! You can guess why!

The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1.. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday + GOOD WEATHER = Sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1.. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as CARS OR BOOBS 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

I like that! It is so true tho!

I saw this before but it is very funny! LMAO

I know some time ago we had a post similar to this but I was not privileged the honor of serving my country and I feel strongly about we should show all who served the honor due them and YOU! If you are serving please give us the info of your service you can and if you served before please do the same so we can honor you and your commitment to this country we are privileged to live in! Whether American, British or what ever your service was please list! I take my hat off to one and all of you!

SgtHarryWeezer Welcome to the forum. As Boss Man said above, we don't pull our punches here. And so in that regard: With a name like that, I'd be gender-confused too. Harry I thought you was confused! You old fart! Lol! OBTW Lian welcome to the forums!

Hi Mercy! Welcome to our forums and web site! As Simples wife you can become a member now without going thro all the steps. Just let an admin know and it will be done!

well it5s aqbout time. You shoulda been here long ago! Welcome ton the life of idiodicy!

hmmmm what can I say? Bye!!!

great pix

You know you love the idea of being a low down dirty post whore so now get your own corner!

I need a can of whoop-ass!