BigPapaDean

Hans! I know how you feel! I left once and was miserable every second because I am an idiot at heart! I couldn't change that and when I asked to come back Rugger was a true leader and at that point had a meeting of the admins and they decided how to handle returning applicants. I had to do as they requested and I have been very happy ever since! I was told by several existing members that I was a traitor. Not in those exact words but in essence! They were correct in the actual sense of the word. My heart never did leave! I was here everyday but at that time I couldn't even play on the servers until just prior to this! Be thankful you can at least play! I truly believe these rules are more than fair! I learned a very valuable lesson and will never leave again! >XI< Till I die!

GorillaXI There is no knowledge here, only Idiots. But welcome to the forums and the servers. +1 I'm wondering what you have so much knowledge about? If its being an idiot just hang around and you may be re-educated! Have fun and welcome to the servers!

cool! hahahaha!

happy birthday Belle! May you have the best day in your YOUNG life! LOL!

I am supposing there are as many things we can list as there are members in >XI<, but I think its good to share our good experiences! My best was the time I was privileged to spend with each of my sons! My daughter lives in Hawaii so this year that wasnot an option but my family has become very special to me what with all the challenges I face! Yours may be anything from a long nlost frie3nd to a special gift ba special somebody gave you! Please share here so we can all here some positives!

Wow I thought this was really unreal! http://sports.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally/post/Top-forward-flattens-defender-with-dunk-is-imme?urn=highschool-wp10417

Giggles I hope your Christmas was as good as mine! I do hope your feeling much better!

TBB I have to fold it in half 4 times Dream on all you pleated dtck heads! My 2 incher does more than all your folds of flabs do!

I was surprised by my son and his beautiful wife with a visit! First they chased me down and finally found me at Starbucks and this is what I got to spend time with! So made my day! Meet Maddie!

I know that place well! Even when I did everything right I nwent there! Now I am free forever! Lol! Merry Christmas all you IDIOTS!!!

hahaha! I'd have em eating outa me hand in no time! Its adorable!!!

Sell tickets to get to hit it with big fukin hammer! Lol!

Hmmm Nick I do understand your feelings but your bucking centuries of pompous tradition! I know there iks a much different feeling in Britain now than there was even 2 tears ago. I'm wondering if there is enough of a change in the media public to accept such change! I am always interested to see how so many people from the many countries that make up our members truly feel about these kinds of things!

He has no idea what real fun is! Slice the guy open from his balls thru his sternum!

Hoppy boithday! Aye hope its berry good one per u!

I appreciate just listening in as I usually have to be at the local tavern to get WIFI at this time of day! It reminds me of old times in the Ace Mod! I was having fun just sxciting and trying to figure whose voice was whose!

Now Belle you gotta lay down and sprawl out so we are all to excited to.....! Grats girl!

Welcome to the forums and servers!

Simple comeon over and we feed some folks really appreciate it! MMMMMMMMMMM looks delicious!

so i wasnt vulgar all those times I said that to you Harry! Dammit anyways!!!

Harry and HXTr you guys better check yours! LOL!!! HAQHAQHAHAQ Funny!

dont sleep on your stomach with a gown with an open back! You can guess why!

The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1.. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday + GOOD WEATHER = Sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1.. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as CARS OR BOOBS 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

I like that! It is so true tho!

I saw this before but it is very funny! LMAO