BigPapaDean

dont sleep on your stomach with a gown with an open back! You can guess why!

The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1.. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday + GOOD WEATHER = Sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1.. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as CARS OR BOOBS 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

I like that! It is so true tho!

I saw this before but it is very funny! LMAO

I know some time ago we had a post similar to this but I was not privileged the honor of serving my country and I feel strongly about we should show all who served the honor due them and YOU! If you are serving please give us the info of your service you can and if you served before please do the same so we can honor you and your commitment to this country we are privileged to live in! Whether American, British or what ever your service was please list! I take my hat off to one and all of you!

SgtHarryWeezer Welcome to the forum. As Boss Man said above, we don't pull our punches here. And so in that regard: With a name like that, I'd be gender-confused too. Harry I thought you was confused! You old fart! Lol! OBTW Lian welcome to the forums!

Hi Mercy! Welcome to our forums and web site! As Simples wife you can become a member now without going thro all the steps. Just let an admin know and it will be done!

well it5s aqbout time. You shoulda been here long ago! Welcome ton the life of idiodicy!

hmmmm what can I say? Bye!!!

great pix

You know you love the idea of being a low down dirty post whore so now get your own corner!

I need a can of whoop-ass!

SgtHarryWeezer He told me he also included a penis pump. Hope there's enough left to use it. I forwarded that to you Harry! How does it fit?

??? Boomer again! Lol!

me 2 lol

Done Mike good luck!!!

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a roomeveryone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

My prayers are with you for a glorious outcome indeed!

Liar! Liar! Pants on fire! Lol! Thats because you didnt share wid me! LMAO!!!

Hey Johnny you bold fart! Smile when you try to count all those b-days you've already been thru! Hoping the best this one!

Ruggerxi What a clan we have here, the best place on the internet! I agree Rugger !!! XI till I die!

OMG Unreal! Crooks are running the system!

Angel Wow! Angel I am hyperventillating here! Between this and your normal lil sexy ass pix! OMG my heart can't take much more! Lol! OBTW Welcome Texas Felon! Have a blast again!