Back a few years ago, too many for me to count or recollect, when I first ventured into the Ace Mod server I remember thinking! "there are some strange dudes here"! I remember hearing the Name Tocutesue and honestly I thought she was a very hot sexy girl, until a few months later when I learned she had the wrong plumbing! Then there was Loder and I dont wanna say what I thought he was responsible for loading! Lol! Then there was Pitbullpete! All I knew of him was he was whacking me with that crazy knife all the time and laughing like a crazy loon! Then I met the master, "Rugger". I wondered if he had a fetish for laying around wrapped in rugs stark naked! I remember GeorgeW who became a crazy lunatic that loves to blast everyone and everything to holy hell! Then came the likes of T-Rat and his voice didnt match anything I could visualize and he sounded like a Ted Kennedy wanna be! Then I remember the father son team BudSr and BudJr I honestly visualized a drunken orgy going on but with the beer cans! I thought Jr has the life and probably dont realize it! I met another crazy Canadian Lojak and he laughed and had a good time regardless if he won lost or well we wont say what else! He brought the term Lohack a total different meaning! As I begin to get experience and decided to become the ninja with a blade I begin meeting some others! Angel came around the server one day and by this time I was an >XI< member and as it happened I was the only one she wouldnt get upset at when I was lucky enough to cut her sexy ass! Then I remember Phantom and this guy was a wizard at using the blade. When I first would go against him he would cut me open like a skewer and hang my jewels out for all the ladies could see how small they were, so embarrassing, but time gave me revenge! When I cut him I could even find his jewels as he was a transgender or something I dont know! It was no wonder why he was taking everybody else's nads! Then there was Ricko and let me tell you this guy had the art of distracting you so he could do his dirty work while you talked to him! Well I took note of this tact that later became very effective for me when finally big Jerk came around! I would get to telling as joke and sneak up on him and he would squeal like a pig when I stuck him! Thanks Jerk for all that ham in my refrigerator! There are a lot more but my hands are getting really tired so I am going to rest and I hope you all enjoy this and remember I mean no personal degrading in any fashion!