BigPapaDean

I was actually watching the real State of the union speech and thought it was hilarious! It seems no-one caught on what I was getting at! Its all a joke what he said!

I was sitting in the local tavern the other night when they interrupted the local programming for some comedian trying to make himself a world household name! Her was so good he had me in stitches and of all things he was talking about the politics and shape this country is in! He titled his speech "The State of the Union". He keep referring to all the things he was doing to help this country be unstable for years to come! He actually was so good he even looked like a man we all know as President Barack Obama! I was amazed how he did a masterful job at actually mocking the president in some of the outrageous claims of the things he was responsible for to shipwreck this great country to the point of bankruptcy! I know you all like good comedy so Please tell me does this up and coming comedian have a chance at the BIG time?

Option 5: Come over and help me! lol

Thank you one and all! I have fun just keeping up on the website and I know the ones that work on that has a full time job and how do they do it? I truly hope you guys and gals feel the LOVE! Some day soon I will be back on the servers and enjoy the sound I miss sooo much! Some body screaming cause I did the naughty to their poor jewelry box! Again THANK YOU TOO ALL who make this clan what it is!

Hollerin Legs Franklin!!!

T-ball I would bet if Brady played for the Steelers you would hate his guts! Remember the teams that he's had around him are not his credit but the GM and his only! Their performances are not his credit but their coaches! So put Brady on the Colts tyhe last 10 years and see where he would stand today! Only God knows but I would venture to guess he would noit have as many Super Bowl appearances as he does or for that matter even close to as many! Yes I believe he is good but he isnt one that can pick a subpar team up and carry them on his shoulders! I realize this discussion could go on forever and its pointless at best but still fun for us to debate! GO GIANTS! LOL!

billyblade nobody says blimey anymore...do they????? The freakin blimeys do! LOL! Damn I'd love to be there mates cuz I love british nads! lol!

Brady is very good but he also like Montana has a good team around him, unlike Elway who until the last 3 yrs of his team was the team. So brag about what they have done all you want but you can credit most of their overall success to their team. One exception to that is Payton Manning! He was and is the COLTS!!!

Awesome memories!

I lived about a mile from this 2 mile hill with sharp curves on it! In the winter time it was a perfect sledding hill! As I was the biggest I always got the sled with the rusty runners! Every one would get going down the hill and I always waited till the last one left then I took off. It took about 30 yrds for that rust to turn to slick as ice steel and I usually beat therm all to the bottom by quite a bit! You just had to hope no one was coming up the hill and if they was there was a 30 foot drop off with a another 20 foot deep ravine full of about 4 -6 foot of soft powdery snow. I was soft landing, but hell getting out of there! One time a couple of my cousins THE DUMBASS ONES LOL) DECIDED THEY WOULD GO AT THIS THING DOUBLE DECKER. They hadn't figured on the extra weight up higher would be a prob and when they hit a sharp curve the sled slid straight ahead and hit the snow bank that was there but the one on top shot off just like he was a missile headfirst! We thought he was dead. Pretty soon he came digging his way out of the friggin snow! Oh those were the days!

Mercy Hey the children I work with at the daycare could care less about the toy they want the box! I love it. I did not grow up during the 70's but I remember walking into the woods after breakfast and coming back at dinner. Our parents did not send out search parties and we were not kidnapped. We use to play with my bothers GI Joe's and my Barbie's in a creek that was back there. I made GI Joe drown Barbie and hang her from the tree. My mom thought there was something wrong with me. (Still does) Mercy she has a point alright! Your a damned IDIOT!!! LMAO!!!

OMG first they raped him in the media then they send him to his grave! The bastards!

I wood too!

HXTR what your missing is a good kick in the ass! Lol then that will kick start everything and it will run much smoother. Ooops did I say that! Well give it a try and see if it helps Bro! Lol!

Great stuff! Obviously the power doesnt mean much when your ignorant! I loved it!!!

Dude don't you know anything? nJust stand there and look stupid and say I fixed it , But GOOD! Then say, "Dean you arse you smart ass your so fucking ugly the Mac's all hide their info from you!" Good luck figuring the greek out the grip gave you! !!!Lol!

fooking bishes anyways! dey bishin bout us bishing dammit wese cunt win!

Happy birthday Bosun!

Grats Angel!

Back a few years ago, too many for me to count or recollect, when I first ventured into the Ace Mod server I remember thinking! "there are some strange dudes here"! I remember hearing the Name Tocutesue and honestly I thought she was a very hot sexy girl, until a few months later when I learned she had the wrong plumbing! Then there was Loder and I dont wanna say what I thought he was responsible for loading! Lol! Then there was Pitbullpete! All I knew of him was he was whacking me with that crazy knife all the time and laughing like a crazy loon! Then I met the master, "Rugger". I wondered if he had a fetish for laying around wrapped in rugs stark naked! I remember GeorgeW who became a crazy lunatic that loves to blast everyone and everything to holy hell! Then came the likes of T-Rat and his voice didnt match anything I could visualize and he sounded like a Ted Kennedy wanna be! Then I remember the father son team BudSr and BudJr I honestly visualized a drunken orgy going on but with the beer cans! I thought Jr has the life and probably dont realize it! I met another crazy Canadian Lojak and he laughed and had a good time regardless if he won lost or well we wont say what else! He brought the term Lohack a total different meaning! As I begin to get experience and decided to become the ninja with a blade I begin meeting some others! Angel came around the server one day and by this time I was an >XI< member and as it happened I was the only one she wouldnt get upset at when I was lucky enough to cut her sexy ass! Then I remember Phantom and this guy was a wizard at using the blade. When I first would go against him he would cut me open like a skewer and hang my jewels out for all the ladies could see how small they were, so embarrassing, but time gave me revenge! When I cut him I could even find his jewels as he was a transgender or something I dont know! It was no wonder why he was taking everybody else's nads! Then there was Ricko and let me tell you this guy had the art of distracting you so he could do his dirty work while you talked to him! Well I took note of this tact that later became very effective for me when finally big Jerk came around! I would get to telling as joke and sneak up on him and he would squeal like a pig when I stuck him! Thanks Jerk for all that ham in my refrigerator! There are a lot more but my hands are getting really tired so I am going to rest and I hope you all enjoy this and remember I mean no personal degrading in any fashion!

Christy have a wonderful birthday!

Joe I know exactly how you feel. Because I knife only I go 35 deaths without one kill sometimes. its not very often but occasionally it does happen. I get soooooooooooo frustrated but its my choice to play the way I do, so......! Anyway you have my sympathy! Lol!

Yeah but Cool Paperman is the coolest! Hey happy birthday to both of you guys!

Very intere3sting gentlemen! Ooops thats if you are gentlemen! >XI< Til I die!!!

Yeah FAIL!!! Tho I read last week that that term Or word will be sooooo 2011 this year! LMAO!!!