BigPapaDean

Harry are you sure your not BigmeanHarry? lol Nice!!!!

If you need a witness am available! Lol!

Grats on your awakening! Check with your local libraries also as they usually have all kinds of electronic works available. and for those of you who have add and adhd you can download voice versions too! Enjoy your expanding horizons!

You know what I do nto taters? Well lets just say you would be embarrassed by my thievery! Does the term "family jewels" are not safe around me ring a bell? Well hide yours and welcome to this magnificent home of the Xtrteme Idiots and enjoy your visit! Just make sure you keep things safe!

What a lasso you git there SOB! Frenchi you ain't gotta chance with a lasso like that so you might as well just give in and quit fightn your urges anyways! Lol!

omg were being so polite around here and its getting boring! Lol! Somebody go beserk or something!

so Big Cheese can no long procreate? Xray!!!

As I was watching in the second quarter it was rather obvious nit wasn't the same LSU team cus their body language said they didn't want to be there! I wonder if they thought in their minds they really lucked out the first time or not but Bama kicked ass last night for sure and the score actually did the game an injustice from Bama's perspective! LSU didn't even show up!

Welcome back toilet head!

Uh So where is Max.? Oh btw welcome to the forums! and it goes without saying HAVE FUN!!!

Welcome G65! Good to see you here in the forums! When I get back I will cut you and Stinger! Very challenging to do so!

Happy birthday Coldbeer! Your one closer to me now! May you enjoy it more than I did mine! J/K May you have a grand day!

thats what I'd call cheeky humor! Hahahaha!

OMG that is so sexy that it makes me want to crap me uh well its unbelievably ugly! Poor camel cant help its got ugly feet!

Hey leave MY Tebow alone now! He does win btw!

NICE Budman! Very Nice!

This just about says it all. "Where can I get my pistol engraved like this?" A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46." --------- The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" He promptly replied, "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun." --------- I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house? I said I did. She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "Of course it is loaded; it can't work without bullets!" She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No, not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too." HAVE A NICE DAY! And Remember...

BUDMAN GEORGE_DOUBLEYA - Thanks for fixing stuff!! Thanks to everyone involved in keeping the servers running and fixing all the problems we tend to "bitch" about. Your time and effort is appreciated! George +1 +3

The weird thing about this guys is it took me all of 15 minutes to write it! I just seem to be gifted and I am thankful for it!

She is adorable Manthis!

that was short and sweet! LOL!

As a child growing up I was seemingly gifted with an ability to use descriptive terms so people could instantly visualize anything I wanted to be very clear on of what I was saying! When I was in my senior year of high school I took a creative writing class and very rarely did any of the assignments but the alternative was to write a poem instead! I wrote one on a morning when everything seemed to be going wrong and I was rushed , in about 2 minutes! The instructor made a comment in big red letters when he handed it back "This took a lot of time and effort!" I laughed but kept quiet! These days most of you know my situation, but I never told you I met someone who I have developed an intense relationship with. A couple months ago I sit down and wrote the following poem depicting my search for her! She is beautiful and very loyal and also to my surprise which she didn't tell me when we met was she is also quite wealthy! When she told me that I told her I didn't want her money but I was after her heart! She just smiled and told me she trusts me with her life! I was WOW. I have never been told me that before! Anyway the poem. Enjoy! She told me she cried when she read this! THE DEEP RED ROSE!!! As I walk through my garden of beautiful flowers, there are blooms of red, white and blue. There are yellow, pink and purple and like the rainbow many flowers of a variety of hues. Every one of them are beautiful and lovely each in there own right but none, no none of those Had the appeal and the aroma as the most magically alluring of all flowers my dark red rose! I have looked both high and low, over mountain and in the deep set f island coves Never to find the flower that steals my heart and draws me to it like cooing doves. Then on one delightful morn just as I was about ready to concede in my search There in the valley on a knoll I espied her sitting there like a canary on her perch. And the song she sang was so beautiful to my longing ears of my heart I cried. Because there was the sound in my ears of my heart, but I thought it had died. To my amazement this beauty that few eyes have ever seen was my deep red rose. I was afraid to touch her lest I slay the moment then she cried, Take me and heaven knows I have been here all these long lonely years waiting for you to come and free me from my roots And give me my freedom to experience what you have to give to me the love of loves. Now we can fly away forever more you and me on the wings of white love doves. I have no want or need of pleasure or sensations as you give me it all with a single touch. Your breath gives me life I had lost and your beauty has my heart in awe just as much. I wake in the morn and the first thing I do is feel to see if you are definetly, undisputebly real Because of you I am alive in my soul again and this wonderful love I again am able to feel. Love is a fleeting emotion but when its spirit bound it grows and adheres to each heart So that the two hearts beating unite to become one in mind, body, and soul.

We should meet! I have a long cold hard stainless steel blade! Am sure you would know what to do with it! J/K Slave you are beautiful girl!

UnChileno LMFAO..Wife says it sounds like me.. Chile I thought it was you! Hahahahaha!

LaRSin Plz no no ..I get choppers,, but more is over kill, leave it the that the way it is, My only change would be , is to lower the amount of nades that launcher can through , But if not leave it as is .. Thx LaRSin +1