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Congrats bro. Now you can tell them what to do with their shit...

I can vouch for this one because I have been over there and had it. Tastes great.

A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door... "Is your Dad home?" "No sir, he isn't; he went to town." "Well, is your Mother here?" "No sir, she went to town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad." The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."' The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

I wouldn't get much fishing done but it sure would beat having TSW 8.5 for a fishing buddy...

I was standing in a bar in town yesterday and this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I said to him, "Do you know any martial arts, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?" He says "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee"? "No", I say, "It's because you're drinking my beer you little prick"!!!

I am jealous.... Very nice though PigDog.

Glad you like it TSW 8.5

I played the Alpha demo for it and thought the maps where to small. Like Black Ops size. Maybe the full game will be bigger.

I live down here by TSW and it's nice not to have snow but it has been so damn humid you almost need scuba gear to breath. Was 95.6% here today and felt like 100% humidity.

Congrats guys and now that I look I am overdue my two year pin. Was due last Feb.

Hope you have a Great Birthday Engine (oops, I mean Sheepdog...LOL). Have a good one bud and I hope many more to come.

So sorry to hear DG. My thoughts and prayers go out to you and the family.

Done....He is in 52nd place now.

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbors' male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate. Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw." "Do you think that will work?" she asked. "It just worked for me," he replied.

Welcome to the forums and enjoy your stay. What games do you play?

Very nice of you Volvotech. If you guys don't have the game put your names it. It's a great game.

You did a great job MARKOFF and we will miss your input. Hope all goes well for you bud and glad your still an >XI<

Thanks cuz. Nice server if people will leave it alone for you.

Happy Birthday Grey and I wish you many more.

I have used them before for specks and they do work.

Glad to hear you are ok Janey. Hang in there and things will get better girl.

Welcome back bro. Hope to see you in BF3.

So sorry to hear of the loss Deerhunter. My thoughts and prayers go out to all.

Nice job Beers....

You and your girlfriend and the first picture is you with the gorilla. Had me worried there for a momment Kush....