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dayton WolfTiS What isn't stupid to you dayton?? FREEDOM OF SPEECH. GOD. FAMILY, FRIENDS. AND YOUR MOMS BIG ASS TITEEES. Very stupid of you. My mom passed away in 2003 asshole!!

Nice Shamu. When are you getting the cans?

Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!" I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, "You're pulling my leg." I saw a poor old lady fall on the ice today!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse. My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my ass! Do you think I should change dentists? A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening. " My wife has been missing for a week. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back

What isn't stupid to you dayton??

Welcome back Sr.

LMAO, good one 3rd....

Laughed my ass off Rogue and it gave me a new website to check out for laughs.....

Have to admit Sun that the single player looks awesome.

Welcome to the family DramaLlama. It's always a pleasure gaming with you.

Good points and true Shamu...

I started out with Novalogic's Delta Force series back in the late 90's and it was a great game but they gradually ruined it as it got updated.

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Lakeland, FL, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?' The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.' The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?' The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.' After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?' ********************************************************** Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Winter Haven, FL reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.. The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about. ********************************************************** A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?' He replies, 'I lived here years ago.' 'So, where were you all these years?' 'In prison,' he says. 'Why did they put you in prison?' He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.' 'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!' ********************************************************** Two elderly people living in Lake Wales, FL, he was a widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse. The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, 'Will you marry me?' After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered 'Yes. Yes, I will!' The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. 'Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?' He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, 'When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ' Yes' or did you say 'No'?' He was delighted to hear her say, 'Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart.' Then she continued, 'And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me.' **********************************************************

Don't know how much RAM you have installed but adding RAM is one of the cheapest and easiest ways to speed up a PC.

I am happy things are going better for you and her Bushape and pray that they continue to do so. Thanks for the pictures and update.

LOL, good ones.

I am in agreement with the 5 minute rule. It does get bad at times.

Done and it's a cute picture.

I would have to say Engine. The shit he comes out with at times is off the wall. CplMOFO is a trip also.

Mine is Roadrunner.com

Happy Birthday Ph4ntom and I hope you have many more.

I updated my SuperAnti Spyware today and ran it and had no problems at all.

You should see what he does with that flute Beers...

Renegade45 Trying to get Twister in this too he is down south of tampa ... Miami i think ! Kendall, Fl to be exact.

The web site contents stay the same. It just changes the way it looks. Like changing the skin on your IPod.

Good one...