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I thought PingLo would jump in here on this one. Perfect chance to talk up his Mac...

Good one Ricko...

Unreal...Thanks for posting...

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX) Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, Ford issued a press release stating: If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics : 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash - twice a day. 2.. Every time they repainted the lines in the road you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive but would run on only five percent of the roads. 6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light. 7. The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying. 8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off. PS - I'd like to add that when all else fails, you could call "customer service" in some foreign country and be instructed in some foreign language how to fix your car yourself! Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate - their computer!

Nice but I bet that cost a bunch to put on....

Welcome to the family Granddaddy......

Welcome to the clan bud. It's about time.

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly parted. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." MORAL OF THE STORY Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb..... But all men...Are men!

One up this one! No Excuses. lol Sometimes it is not the time or distance it is the MONEY. .. Thats what we are all planning now.. if you start saving now you will have enough for sure.. No matter where u are from. Some people are retired and on a limited income. So saving isn't always an option when you have other bills and limited income. From the sounds of it I guess a lot of people here don't have that problem.

The kind of poem I like, short and sweet...

One up this one! No Excuses. lol Sometimes it is not the time or distance it is the MONEY. ..

I use the Sound Blaster X-fi Fatal1ty sound card and love it. Running Win7 64bit with no problems.

That is great Dean and I hope things continue to improve for you. Sounds like you have a great start to a better New Year.

People lost interest in the game hence less servers.

Can't read it but it must be knifing.

Nice blade Gorilla. I would be proud of it also.

Merry Christmas Larsin and Merry Christmas to everyone else also.

Perky McJingles.......

1: I prefer breasts to legs. 2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3: Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5: I've never seen a better spread! 6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change. 7: Are you ready for seconds yet? 8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10: Don't play with your meat! 11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14: You still have a little bit on your chin. 15: How long will it take after you put it in? 16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning. 20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more

Good one Llama.

Tooooooooo funny Ricko.

If the truth be known most of those guns turned in for cash in NJ was probably from crooks and drugies. They now have money for more drugs and can go steal more weapons.

And they call us IDIOTS....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0HWhp31GIE