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AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE. THE OLD WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT. SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed, saying, "Hey Old WOMAN, have you ever danced?" THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO, I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO." A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET. THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR - NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF -STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON. THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS. THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR. THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS. THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A MULE'S BUTT? THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO MAAM... BUT... I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO." THERE ARE A FEW LESSONS FOR US ALL HERE: 1 - Never be arrogant. 2 - Don't waste ammunition. 3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are. 4 - Always, always make sure you know who has the power. 5 - Don't mess with old women; they didn't get old by being stupid...

It's the good old Harley created image hot bikes = hot chicks. Or simply commercialism. However in reality some Harley chicks I have seen would just as soon chew you up and spit you out...........some nasty looking tattooed women. +1

A guy walks into a crowded bar waving a gun around. "Who the fuck has been sleeping with my wife?" he shouts out. A voice from the back replies, "I don't think you brought enough ammo!"

Great maps. So far I like it all.

What fun is winning if you have to cheat to do it. If you cheated you didn't really win in my opinion.

I hear you old man but I am not that far behind you...LOL. I do know what you mean though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNd2I85Qbo

Nice Shamu. Was looking at one the other day at the shop but it was green instead of red. This is my current ride.....

It worked for me. What a dumb ass. After he goes down the bike kicks him in the head.

Hell, that would be all of us....

Awesome Chile.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to you and your family Loader. Wishing you all of the best my friend.

So very true. I love it Shamu.

I have the Razer Mamba and have had it about two years. Not real cheap but I love it and you can use it wired or wireless. http://www.razerzone.com/gaming-mice/razer-mamba/

That is sad Labob but funny at the same time.

only wanted to know the program name m8 so i can look it up ........................... I think Rusty is saying that Pforzheim made that siggy for him, so he doesn't know exactly what program he used.. unless I misunderstood. yep thats wht i ment...i helped him and to thank me he made me the sig. but i do have the program thats cheaper that the one iw got for my bussiness and i can try to find it and send it to ya. ty bama What is the name of the one you have Rusty???

Happy Birthday Angus.

Yes Cobra is right. You can do it for less than a grand with no problem.

In 1969 I was in the Navy and bought a brand new Mach 1 for $3250 and could kick myself in the ass for ever getting rid of it. For about 3 months it was the only one I saw on the road. Here is the picture but I sure look different now.

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7 ) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it. He got an A

I would like to be the first to wish TSW 8.5 a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and many more to come. His birthday is tomorrow, 11/30/2012. Hope you have a great one cuz.

One day I accidentally overturned my cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course we were living at in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay, what's your name?" "It’s Jack , and I’m OK thanks," I replied. "Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later." "That's mighty nice of you," I answered,” but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive. "Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it." After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset." "Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Under the cart!" I said....

One of the best games to come out lately. So many different ways to play that it is hard to get bored.

Welcome to the family Sally.

I have seen those at the shop Shamu. Nice looking bike but I will stick with my ElectraGlide.