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Congrats Pink and welcome to the club. For a minute there I thought oh shit don't tell me she is quitting also. Well worded and done...

What was the weight? Very nice hog.

Hang in there cuz. Things will turn out ok but I know you are going through hell right now. You know that your all in Elaine's and my prayers.

AWESOME

A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ------------------------------------ Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two." ------------------------------------ A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you & your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." To which the blonde man replied:"Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday." ------------------------------------ A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." ------------------------------ A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me." The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet." ------------------------------------ A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. ------------------------------------ A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!" ------------------------------------ A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?" He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks. "Here boy!" he replies. ------------------------------------ A blonde man is in jail. The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself," the blonde replies. "The rope should be around your neck" says the guard. "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe." ------------------------------------ An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow. John Wayne

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid. John Wayne

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. Clarence Darrow

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. Robert Benchley

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path." "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both." The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand. "Yes?" said the Instructor. "I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?" Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.

Hey Hawkeye I haven't played COD5 in a long time but always enjoyed playing in game with you. Don't turn in your tags and maybe things will change for the better and you can play again. Sure will miss you bud.

An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: 　 "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"

Happy Birthday Rogue and hope you have many more. Miss seeing you in game but guess you don't play BF3.

Happy Birthday Rugger and hope you have many more to come.

Happy Birthday Rock and hope you have many more.

Hope you had a Great Birthday bud and hope for many more to come.

Happy Birthday bud and hope it's the best one yet.

Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf. The pro asked, “Did you guys have a good game today?” The first old guy said, “Yes, I had three riders today.” The second old guy said, “I had the most riders ever. I had five.” The third old guy said, “I had 7 riders, the same as last time.” The last old man said, “I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today.” After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, “I’ve been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what’s a rider?” The pro said, “A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to actually get in the golf cart and ride to it.”

No fucking way.........LOL I never could understand why anyone would jump out of a perfectly good running airplane.

Boy that does bring back memories MTNMAN.

That is very interesting and I can see why it would.

Welcome to the Family Murda.

I am 65 years old and grew up with guns and hunting from as early as I can remember. I was taught from the beginning how to handle them and the safe use of them. I have two granddaughters that know I have guns in the house but they do not bother them and know how to handle them as I have taken them to the range with me on numerous occasions and taught them how to use them with safety being of utmost importance. The biggest problem today is MOST kids are not being taught and that applies to MORE than just guns. Just my opinion.

Good to see your ugly face in here again bro. Take care of yourself and the wife and stop in when you can.

Glad to see you back bud. Not the same without you.