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Keith and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Keith says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred dollars. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner." She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a guy pulls up and asks "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He replies, "All I got is thirty." She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Keith and asks. "What now. What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job," Keith replied. She runs back and tell the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops this HUGE willy. She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back..." She runs back to Keith. "What's wrong?" he asks. "Any chance you could lend this guy seventy dollars?"

I like your new sig Janey.........

Congrats and wishing you many more to come.

LMAO.......How true.

Worked for me. That was one expensive piece of pussy he got...

Welcome to the forums.

Welcome to the forums. How do you find time to play with all thoses kids?

Welcome to the forums and enjoy yourself.

Good choice. Congrats Wildbill.

In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop. As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader . " Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us." She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said: " DON'T SELL THAT COW."

A father went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving he sits down, and thenurse says, "Congratulations, yourwife has had quints... 5 big baby boys." The Redneck boastfully says, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney." The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned; the babies are black."

I agree Bart.

LMAO at Num.

Very nice. Can I ask how much?

I would take a pic of mine but all you would see is black. +1

That is awesome.

Prayers going out to your wife and family. Hang in there Pman and be strong for your wife in her time of need.

Very good Harry.

I have one that is 44 years old. Got it in Jacksonville, Fl when in the Navy.

US Navy from Jan. 68 till Dec. 69. Was in the Guided Missile Division on the USS Franklin D Roosevelt aircraft carrier. Air to air and air to surface missiles.

Congrats you lucky bastard....

I didn't like Scavenger at first but it grows on you and thank you for ending that Chile.

+1

LMAO....Good one Pete.

Nice job.