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WolfTiS

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  1. Congratulations Cat. They couldn't have picked a better person for the spot.
  2. I think it is just disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong , especially after what he achieved in winning 7 Tour de France races, on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my fucking bike! Can you find yours??
  3. I knew that one would surprise you cuz. In case anyone wants to know, I bought it in Tennessee while on vacation and brought it back to him. Gave it to him today and he was SHOCKED.
  4. Congrats Blackwidow.
  5. It was the animated wolf one that Arrienn made for me . She has it if I am not mistaken.
  6. Damn, nice card Angel. Thanks babe.
  7. Hope you have a GREAT one.
  8. My signature is missing. Can someone explain why or tell me how to fix it please. Arrienn made it for me and was posting it because I could never get it to post but now it's missing.
  9. Old man? If you look at that picture of you and I at the drags Sweatin I don't look as old as you...LOL. And Belted, you didn't have to go and post my age...LOL. TSW if your a WOLF 65 isn't old either. Thanks again for the nice BD wishes everyone.
  10. Was in a couple times Cat but you where not there. Someone said you didn't play much anymore. Thanks for the BD wishes and miss ya babe.
  11. Thanks everyone for the nice wishes. Sorry I haven't been on but have had a bad upper respiratory infection.
  12. Looks good but looks way to slow from that 30 minute video.
  13. Glad to hear you got it working Sweatn....
  14. Very good but still not Karen.
  15. Welcome back....
  16. That was small for a Tarpon.
  17. Yes you can Dark...
  18. Here is mine..2004 Harley ElectraGlide Classic. The way it sits right now I have about $32,000 in it. Have rode it from Florida to Upstate New York and back.
  19. A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip abroad, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, ' Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except, perhaps... The Magic Penis!' The husband said, 'The what'? The salesman repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and pulled out what seemed to be a very ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The man then pointed to the door and said, 'Magic Penis, door!' The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the shop door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the center. Then the salesman said, 'Magic Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box. The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said 'Magic Penis, my vagina.' The penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was firmly stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police traffic car was close by and the officer immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me rigid.' The officer glared at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right... Magic Penis, my ass' The rest, as they say, is history!
  20. Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks. Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat. Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?" ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.” "Ex wife?" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!" ”I wasn't. “
  21. Awesome rig. Congrats bro...
  22. You know I want one Sheepdog....
  23. I took my money out off BOA a long time ago because they where a bunch of assholes.
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