little_old_man

Don't forget the US. We have a bunch of sheeple that elected some idiot as president.

Congrats Pink.

You're right Terry, only in America. In Canada, people shoot warning shots over the head of the intruder to scare them off, then get arrested for "careless use of a firearm". LOL http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/02/08/self-defence-law-canada-rob-nicholson_n_1263912.html

And congrats to Ohio State for kicking hippy ass today. They beat Cal State Berkeley. GO BUCKS!

http://now.msn.com/pregnant-mom-fends-off-burglars-with-handgun-she-never-wanted A pregnant woman identified only as "Alex" was home alone when she found herself sharp-shooting for two. Burglars broke into her Palmview, Texas, house Saturday. Brothers Lucas and Jesus Ortiz were "high on unknown drugs" when they knocked on her door 20 minutes after her husband had left for work. Feeling something wasn't right, she grabbed the handgun her husband had trained her to use 7 months before, and was on the phone with 911 when they broke in. Finding her armed, they fled. She shot at their truck, hoping to tag it for police identification later. A SWAT team eventually negotiated with the burglars after they barricaded themselves in another nearby house, and Alex says she thanked her husband for buying the gun she had been against owning.

The next time I dig it out I'll post some pics. It literally looks just like the modern ones with the exception of the brown bakelite grips. My uncle kept it packed in grease for 40 years so it looks like brand new. No pitting and the finish is as nice as the day it was made.

I have one of those in a safe deposit box that my late uncle took off a dead german soldier from WWII. It's a .32 caliber and is a sweet little gun. It has the original holster with a pocket for the 2nd magazine. Everything has the german eagle insignia on them.

I'm going to make that the ringtone on my cell phone when my wife calls.

I saw a youtube video narrated by Randy Quaid that said aliens did it. I think everybody should look it up because he has some detailed drawings done on cocktail napkins that really made me think. It must be true since it was on the internet, right?

I know you probably won't read it Hxtr because your mind is made up that the federal government and tens of thousands of other people conspired together to kill all of those people on 9/11, and somehow every single one of them has kept the secret, but read what it has to say on this link which can debunk every single claim made by the conspiracy theorists. http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military/news/debunking-911-myths-planes If American Airlines flight 77 didn't really hit the Pentagon, where is the crew and the passengers? Are you contending that our government conspired to kill all of those people, completely hid all evidence of that jet then fired a missle at the Pentagon? Oh and I almost forgot the best part, that missle must have been full of American Airline jet parts because there were literally tons of plane debris found in and around the Pentagon. Were there men in black suits running around just after the impact planting all of that debris? Our government can't do anything right, and yet they can somehow pull this off without anybody that was involved telling the truth? If you don't think a commercial airline can fly at that angle at that speed, check out footage of the Korean airline that recently crashed in San Francisco. Now imagine the jet hitting the solid walls of a building instead of ending up on a runway. The one that hit the Pentagon wasn't going 500 mph, it was coming in low and slow at a shallow angle, just like the jet in the link below.

If I had seen that before I saw her performance at the VMA's a couple weeks ago I might like her more. What was seen that night can't be unseen. She was a complete turn-off and so was the song she sang. http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/942064/we-cant-stop-blurred-lines-give-it-2-u-medley.jhtml

Seriously SOB, I feel for ya man. I hope this little bout passes quickly. I was at the grocery store today and was thinking of you. If you need anything in your time of need just let me know.

I find this conversation completely disgusting and feel we need to change the subject to something easier to talk about. How about pudding? What's your favorite pudding? I suppose this is a favorite of many of our British friends.

There are home treatments. There is a cocktail called a screwdriver made from vodka and orange juice. Just add a shot of milk of magnesia and the name changes to a pile driver. You can also crouch down and step on the piles with your heels, then stand up. Problem solved.

The ban button.

He's an ex government official and gets paid healthcare for life. It doesn't matter if you clean shitters at the post office or are an ex president, the taxpayers get fucked. That's not true Steve...I'm a retired Government employee and I pay a premium every month...Benifits depend on what tier of the Gov you work for, the higher up the better the benifits...The lower echilon employees (the ones that accually work) get benifits comparable to what civillian union workers in the same line of work receive... :) Thank you for the clarification Bart.

"Just" 3,000 Hxtr? Tens of thousands enlisted in the military as a direct result of 9/11, and I seriously doubt if they cared what the death toll was on that horrible day. It could have been 1 death, the fact was we were attacked and they were willing to put their lives on the line to get back at those responsible. Millions enlisted following the deaths of 2,000+ at Pearl Harbor and nearly a half million of our people died in the following 4 years. I don't hear many (or anybody) asking if that war was worth it or questioning if Pearl Harbor was an inside job.

He's an ex government official and gets paid healthcare for life. It doesn't matter if you clean shitters at the post office or are an ex president, the taxpayers get fucked.

But have you been to Calgary of late? Dallas of the north as they say. All oil and gas. Yeah Pete, I heard GW Bush is going to relocate up there. He wants to live near his own people.

It kind of reminds me of the Safety Dance from the 1980's, although that was a much catchier tune than this one is. youtube]

Welcome to the forums. Are you a good gnome? Or an evil gnome?

Great blues Caracas. You have a great set of pipes.

When I was in my early 20's I had a girlfriend that could suck the cork out of a wine bottle. Sometimes I miss her many talents.

There is a bottle of booze on the table next to the candles. We were supposed to believe that when she fell and broke the table it spilled on her leg and caught fire.

LOL. Kimmel cracks me up.