little_old_man

She probably keeps a spare beach towl down there. It has more room inside that your average back-pack.

Maybe he could see the driver's tits through the camera and was mesmerized by them. Did you see the video where she took her coat off after the crash? Holy shit, nice rack.

He kind of looks like you. Is there something you would like to tell us?

He was like a deer in the headlights, completely frozen.

There are probably millions of women around the world who are going to wind up looking like that in the decades to come. None of them seem to care about the long term effects of breast enhancement. Yuck.

That looks like Pete circa 1980.

Remember the good old days of dial up when a lightning strike traveling through the phone like could fry the PC? Had that happen at my office once. It took out around a dozen PC power supplies.

I just wish you would stop jumping in puddles in the men's room. I keep telling you that the little drips in front of the urinals don't count as puddles.

Congratulations! Thank him for his service for us all.

Happy Canada Day! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6IQ5RuVnd0

I saw on the news yesterday that your part of the state was going to get slammed. They said that northern IL had 14 inches of rain in June, that's more than we had in northern California all of last year.

Ok I'm being serious now, I think. Are you that good at carving to attempt what you sketched on your tablet? Do you have proper carving tools? What kind of wood will you use, because I don't believe the briarwood you used on your first pipe would be soft enough for you to carve a figural type pipe, at least not easily. It seems like cherry or even olive would look beautiful and be much easier to work with. My dad did some wood carving when I was a kid and made some beautiful pieces including a number of very detailed decoys with the grain of the feathers carved onto the surface, but he had a lot of carving tools and they weren't cheap. My dad is the type of guy who gets a wild hair up his ass to try something different, then reads a few books and does it. This mentality has served him well over his life. He is a master computer programmer and taught himself starting in the late 1960's and that lead to his own insurance software development business and my career as well although I never had the desire to be a programmer like him.

Happy birthday beers. May your special day allow you to have way too many beers.

My pipe idea appears to be making an ass of itself.

Here is my suggestion.

Happy Birthday Pink!

What a novel idea. This guy figured out how to clean a toilet brush with a bucket of water and potatoes.

Of course it's bullshit, but cops make bad calls all the time just like any normal person. If the local DA decides to pursue the charges or if the judge agrees with the cop, with all of the publicity it's getting it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that they could lose their jobs if they find the guy guilty. Even a shitty lawyer should be able to get the charges dropped.

Congrats Merlin. Glad that you're happy and things are working out.

Happy birthday DA. I hope you had a great one.

COOL! They even made the business end of it pink for that realistic look. The best part about it is that it doesn't talk and you can hide it in a closet until you want to use it again. They only have the prototype built so far and when I called to inquire about buying it they said that Painsponge already bought it but wanted the business end color changed to brown for some strange reason.

Don't worry Olive, most cats don't live longer than 20 years. I'm sure it will go by quickly.

Happy birthday buddy. I hope you had a great one.

You blew it Olive, now they own your soul.

Did you read the comments? There are a bunch of people from Sweden who said they "won't touch that shit". As a general rule I won't eat anything that maggots like to eat. Many countries and cultures prepare and eat rotten food. The closest I ever get to eating spoiled food is aged beef, and it's considered a delicacy here in the states. But it doesn't taste or smell rotten. There is a fine line between what makes a delicacy and what makes garbage.