little_old_man

Our data feed from the main server is shit right now and the data is completely corrupted. How do we ban them? Half the time the GUID isn't even showing up.

Didn't Kenny Rogers have a hit song called "You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"?

I drove over 100 miles on two wheels once, of course I was on a motorcycle at the time.

Square is much better than those maple leaf shaped pizza's they have up in your neck of the woods.

Joe you pussy, man up and play your computer. Work through the pain. Here is me getting a pizza last week. No pain, no gain. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSd0PW12_JU

Harry you're too damn mean to let something like this get you down. Do what you need to do, tell your cancer to go fuck itself and get on with the rest of your life.

Just in case your day needed a little pick-me-up. I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. Half the people you know are below average. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain. All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I almost had a psychic girlfriend... But she left me before we met. OK, so what's the speed of dark? How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now. I intend to live forever... So far, so good. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

For most of my life I thought my dad suffered from Tourettes. As it turns out, he just thinks I'm a fucking cunt. What do you call a female clone? A clunt. Carry on.

Just remember the hole in the back is for a power cord, not to lube up and stick your pencil dick in.

Most hard core Apple users are just like those skin heads they used in the commercial. Mindless dweebs doing everything they're told.

He's still wating to grow balls.

Ha ha, yu funny guy.

If it were 1998, you'd be like the coolest person I know.

Happy birthday CG. I hope it's a great one.

He'll say whatever he thinks will make him more popular. Kind of like when he was first elected he was against gay marriage, then when it was obvious it wasn't a popular thing to say, he came out in favor of gay marriage. Classic politician.

A lot of men in San Francisco log onto our web site to use Duc's signature as masturbation material.

Very cool. I've always been a fan of his music.

So did Loader and Pimped Out Pete.

Happy birthday Paperman. Hope you have a great one.

I wish they would do that here in the states. Sounds like a great way of doing business.

It probably wouldn't do you much good Onyx. Remember that the mechanic who actually does the labor only received his regular hourly salary for doing the job, which is still probably around $50.

Yeah I'm all too familiar with the plugs breaking which is why I won't attempt it myself or go to someplace besides the dealer. They're 100,000 spark plugs and my truck has 105,000 and is running like shit so I need to get it done. The trouble is that the dealership won't guarantee that they won't break them either so yes it could cost $2,000 or more if they fuck up. A couple years ago I had to have the seal replaced on the rear diff at a transmission shop, a job I normally would have done myself on an older vehicle, but on my fucking truck you have to remove a bunch of shit just to get to the rear diff and it cost about $400 at AAMCO. Last night I was on Craigslist looking at pre-1976 cars and trucks I would like to drive daily. I'd kind of like a 70-75 C10 Chevy stepside truck or a 69-72 K5 Chevy blazer. I figure I can get one already restored for what my expedition is worth then do all of the maintanence on it myself.

Yeah he was a very opinionated (and sometimes strange) person and when we caught one of his friends hacking and banned him, he took it very personally.

It's so strange, just a couple nights ago there was a show on TV and they interviewed Mary Ann and when they showed a picture of the cast I wondered if the professor was still alive. The next day he died.