blackcat

It looks good, I need mine redone!

Happy Birthday!

17 minutes ago, TBB said:

Good story for the Twilight Zone - not to worry - just call anyone at >XI<  always willing to help a lady out of the bath  - holding a towel up of course.

LOL, forget the towel, just see what's on me!

It was a freaky thing, late and I was tired. My head stuffy from running the heat. (Got to do something about that). I decided to take a hot bath. Maybe open my head up some. I go in the bathroom. Get my water running and undress, then I slip into the tub. Shortly after doing so OMG I feel something on my back, it moves! OMG I'm freaking out! All I can think of is that's a huge spider! I've seen them outside the house lately! Oh fuck it moves when I turn my head!

I suddenly get really still, I don't want to bite me! Then I think OMG if does and my daughter has to call EMS, I'm naked in the tub, then what the hell. I don't care, just if it bites me, they can stare all they want, won't be the first time. I don't care just as long as they get me out, turn me over and see what the hell that thing did to me!

I think I should wash what I can without moving to much, by now I'm almost choking on the steam from the hot water. ( I have great hot water by the way). Slowly I move trying not to move my head to much to bathe, cause when I do it moves!

Finally I'm totally freaked out and stressed to the max,(so much for a relaxing bath) I ease up and out of the tub and fuck! it moved. It's  gonna bite me I know! I slowly walk over to the mirror on the door, turn to face my doom, and WHAT THE FUCK!

I mean really WTF! I will be so glad when it's safe to go out and go anywhere! I need a fucking hair cut like yesterday! It was my hair! I didn't realize it was so long in the back! OMG I busted out laughing and my daughter came running, I told her about it and she laughed also. I don't normally tell others about my insanely crazy things that I do or happens but wtf if you get a laugh about this, it's all good!

So I'm thinking why not start a post on crazy things we do or have done to us!

So come on idiots .... It's share time!

1 minute ago, Timmah! said:

@blackcat  

I use Sweet Baby Rays, hickory and brown sugar.... I can eat that with nothing! mmmmmm lol

What did you use for sauce?

The last of my ribs... lol covered in homemade ranch and pickles... gross huh? but it tastes good. Like BBQ salad, just no lettuce!

and Banana Pudding for dessert. ... yum!

1 minute ago, Timmah! said:

@blackcat  Why boil them?  Slow cooking gets 'er done, no?

Cause I like to boil them, so they are very tender. And plus my pressure cooker and slow cooker are still on the semi trailer truck from moving. They probably will be forever since everyone is to  lazy here (including myself) to unload the trailer.

ps. I don't have a ladder and I can't climb into it, the old house it had a ramp going to the trailer from the side door. Here well... lol I need a ladder!

I hate hearing this and they made her do that herself...Lazy ass if you ask me, it's bad enough to have it done, but a little kid do to themselves.. just lazy on the nurses part. I hope it comes back negative and she's okay! Prayers sent!

You're such a tease! Wanna see my meat? huh.. I cooked these country style ribs today, boiled them till tender, then baked them in Sweet Baby Rays!  mmmm lick your fingers good!

Thank you  Sgt. Smeg and your fire companies service. I won't ever forget it.

12 hours ago, RobMc said:

Omg you naughty girl ?

OMG .... lol Naughty isn't the word for it! hahahahaha

9 hours ago, TBB said:

Yo - BC - we need to have a talk  -  a loooooooooooooooooooooong talk!!!

Yoooooo TBB, what ya wanna talk about?

22 hours ago, Timmah! said:

Did you intend that to be as bawdy as it sounds?!  That was a funny, apropos double sens. 

Me? lol Why no, Of course I'm innocent. Just the way you slowly handled the delicious looking  meat, dripping with moisture and so tender looking, like you were teasing us with it. It made me hungry and I wanted some!  

Great job of teasing us with your meat!.. Looks like it  was fantastic by the way! 

My new baby! His name is Jake and he is 6 weeks, 2 days old today! LOL pictured with my grand-daughter Jaina. Who constantly tells me Jake isn't mine, he's hers!

Also, I threw in a couple of recent pics of my other German Shepherd (which I lost to my daughter) .

Must be something wrong with me, I don't want a shotgun. I'm happy with my 9mm.

Personally I like stealing other peoples stuff. But on the other hand when mine gets stolen.. I'm like wtf to myself.. my own fault,  I know they can do it and I should have used it sooner. If it's that valuable to you, Don't go jumping in the other teams spawn area and expect to keep it! LOL