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Well, Baldie', 24 hours on and the blood has cooled down almost to normal. The misses says she's almost over the upset and she'll be OK. I complained to the owners of the place who'd booked this imbecile and got the brush off - they couldn't even apologise and suggested I take my complaint to the agency that places the acts in their premises! I thanked them and am voting with my wallet. I told them I thought it was bizarre that they surrendered control of the ambience of their pub to an outside company who could wreck their profit margins. So, we'll be using an alternative place in the future and there are at least a dozen within close walking distance where I can get a pint without my family and guests being harassed by a jerk. I'm pleased I passed this test. Things are going to be difficult enough in the future for us without me getting locked up!

It may look as if they have escaped from a Disney theme park or a children's party, but underneath these furry giant panda costumes lurk some of China's leading conservationists. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/8184168/Researchers-dressed-as-pandas-introduce-cubs-to-wild.html

My son bought a Wii and insisted on installing it in our lounge/living room. I played on it once and felt the after-effects in the arms. I look on it as a kiddies' games machine and the games I have seen look graphically crude and old-fashioned. Its biggest selling point and potential worth is the social aspect of gaming - the whole family can join in - but I couldn't imagine playing CoD on it here.

Just shows that with 500 clan members, there's a 1:2000 chance that the shit you post will actually be read by someone and longer odds that the person you're aiming it at will ever see it! Ain't we a talkative bunch?!

Bushape Hey DeeJay, Don't be so hard on yourself, your intentions were honorable. Any women should of seen that and she shouldn't have any grief, because it wasn't your fault. I can see her being angry but it shouldn't be directed at you. I hope that did the best you could and made the rest of her night enjoyable. Time will heal all wounds. And for some reason some bullshit has to come up once in awhile. Someday you two and sit and laugh about the asshole. I have been in similar situations, I think we all have in some degree. Hang in there man, I hope you don't need bail money. lol. Good luck. And tell her Happy Birthday from all of us Idiots. Hey Bush', It ain't over yet by a long chalk, I promise you... I'm going back later, when I am sober, to speak to the people that hired this fucker. Far better than pursuing it tonight in anger and beer...

Today was supposed to be a happy day - it's the day my wife catches me up and we are the same age! I booked a table at our favourite restaurant and we had a great lunch with other family members. Then, we accepted an invitation to vist the local pub, this evening, and everything went wrong... Our visit coincided with a "stand up" (comedy) night and you should have seen the jerk that had been booked... Well, his method was to pick on members of the audience for some kind of hook but he didn't seem capable of cracking any funnies after his public interrogations. He started on me and I ended up getting the biggest laugh of the night! He should have taken the hint and got on with his material but, no... Whom does he pick on but the birthday lady. She signals she doesn't want to play with single word answers to his increasingly annoying questions. Along the way, he infers that, as 13 year-olds we ripped each others' clothes off. By now, you should be getting a feeling perhaps that this guy is not only a moron but a fucking shit head who deserved throwing out of the place (ideally without one of the engraved windows being involved!). He was so fucking thick that he required her to say to him, "PISS OFF AND PICK ON SOMEONE ELSE!" but he didn't take the hint. Eventually, we'd had enough of this wanker and walked out. I've complained to the management and trust the guy won't work again. I'm just left with this feeling that I should have fucking decked him there and then... Fuck the criminal record! Man, am I disappointed with myself!

Oh, very good indeed!!!! Thanks for posting that - I've shared it already!

"Fixed random freezes in certain computer configurations." Wonder if that includes regular freezes too??

Short penises, mating attempts turning into aggression... Oh boy, you have to love those pandas! http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_9225000/9225918.stm

Harry, may I add my congratulations. I'm confident you will use your wisdom to good effect for the benefit of us all. Good choice, Rugger!

Date-Rape-Drug (be sure to watch the video at the end) Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to bealert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called 'Beer ' . The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes inbottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars topersuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home forno-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desiresto sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally beattracted. After drinking Beer , men often awakenwith only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'arelationship' ... In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrapthe unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishmentreferred to as 'marriage'. Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered bythe predatory females. Please forward this warningto every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer ' scam and the women administering it,there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of yourshocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book. For a video to see how Beer works, click here: Beer Demo

These are great with mixed vegetables in them too! Bon Appetit!

One of my favourite Indian dishes - I eat it at least every week! Titli's recipe includes aubergine which is something new to me in this dish. I expect a Dhansak to be fairly hot in the spice department, somewhat sweet and with a sour element to it as well but I shall give this recipe a try sometime. The recommended stuffed parathas are another of my favourites! I also like a little hot lime pickle on the side as an accompaniment. To drink? Bangla or Kingfisher preferred! Bon appetit!

mikey1799 I like to do it within windows myself and not use the third party programs ,its just more shit to install all the time and if you can go strate to the rite folders and empty them ,well thats got to be better,and this post is manlly for the people that didnt now but now do and can run there computers that bit better......have fun.. There's also a secure deletion option within CCleaner so what you delete is actually deleted and unrecoverable - if one does anything financial with the computer, that is a major aid to privacy and security. I have never liked messing with the registry in a "hands on" kind of way and would much prefer to automate that clean-up. It is amazing how many errors there are that build up in it and, if the registry gets too far gone, the machine won't work, of course.

tsw 8.5 DEEJAY the ccleaner said it was 25.00 .i cant find the free one ..can you tell me how to find it ...thanks That's the option for "priority support"... Click here: http://download.piriform.com/ccsetup301.exe

baldiemeat Ok guy's pain is subsiding I took 3 nurofen pain killers and Im good to go . But thanks for all your suggestions and just In case I will be having a few purely medicinal drinks later on when kids are in bed Good to read that. I went back after four days and he wrote a prescription for some antibiotics. I don't know if you have NHS dentists in your neck of the woods but down here they are rare creatures so I am treated by a private dentist. I braced myself at the pharmacy for the charge but it worked out 70p cheaper than an NHS prescription. I wondered how I would spend the balance to treat myself! Then I went back two weeks later and found out that there is also a charge to be paid for the dentist using a biro... Hope the treatment doesn't cost you a fortune!

Frost Because if the radio is turned up, I won't hear my wife nagging the shit out me "WE JUST PASSED IT, LIKE 3 HOUSES AGO...YOU TURNED THE WRONG WAY, GO BACK...YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS". I think "till death do us part" is going to kill me. Like I say to my wife, "Why do men die before women?" "I don't know..." "Because they want to!"

This recipe adds a bit of heat to the mulled wine... http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/groceries/index.jsp?bmUID=1291392076939

I don't know what an Andean grain is doing in this Indian dish but it gives it a suitable Chilean twist for this forum, perhaps?? I'd never heard of quinoa before and am tempted to leave that out and serve this with rice instead. http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/6303/spiced-chicken-balti

baldiemeat - Can someone please SHOOT me Just had root canal treatment at dentist and lets just say the pain is getting to me. So the question is... Short of a Bullet in the brain whats the best LEGAL pain killer YOU Idiots would recomend. Normally I do not feel pain hell I worked with a busted shoulder for 2 months (thought I had strained it lol) no problem. But this is driving me mad..... I know what you're going through, mate! It is not good. I was actually relieved my dentist recommended taking my last troublesome tooth out rather than repeat the root canal torture. I'm surprised he didn't give you advice about analgesics. Over the counter, without a prescription, your choices are limited. Rather than taking a layman's advice, it is always better to speak to a pharmacist. There may be some to avoid e.g. aspirin, as that could make any bleeding worse. Likewise, especially if you take anything else routinely, it'd be better to talk to someone qualified who'd be able to avert any adverse reactions caused by two drugs meeting inside your system. Hope the last fragments of nerve die off quickly and you're soon out of pain...ouch!

And if you want some examples of what happens when you don't keep your PC clean, click here: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/26/ventblockers_2/ Ugh!

Because you're a cop and don't want the scumbag to hear you pull up outside his home...

For getting rid of the crap, I use CCleaner, available free from http://www.piriform.com/ccleaner/download For keeping the registry healthy, checking file system integrity etc etc, I use TuneUp Utilities - free to try then purchase required: http://www.tune-up.com/products/tuneup-utilities/

Newborn panda cub undergoes medical exam in United States Staff at Zoo Atlanta have given the only giant panda cub to be born in the US this year his weekly check-up. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthvideo/8178558/Newborn-panda-cub-undergoes-medical-exam-in-United-States.html Zoo Atlanta Panda Cam at: http://www.zooatlanta.org/1212/panda_cam#cub%20updates (Mon-Fri, 10am to 5pm EST) So cute!